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Stop it! You're gonna get my thread pulled...
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Stop it! You're gonna get my thread pulled...
That thread is there so you can pull it out |
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Sentence them to giving Rosie O'donnel and Rosanne Barr head.....I would kill myself before going back to that. When the hell did YOU have a 3some with the Rosies? If you don't ask me questions...I won't be forced to tell you lies....I will say this...bushes as big as frying pans and from the back it looked like they were wearing mohair thongs....eewwwww....but, the aftertaste was the worst part. And what about the smell, what did it smell like? Rancid Mayonaisse with pubic hair..... |
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Sentence them to giving Rosie O'donnel and Rosanne Barr head.....I would kill myself before going back to that. When the hell did YOU have a 3some with the Rosies? If you don't ask me questions...I won't be forced to tell you lies....I will say this...bushes as big as frying pans and from the back it looked like they were wearing mohair thongs....eewwwww....but, the aftertaste was the worst part. And what about the smell, what did it smell like? Rancid Mayonaisse with pubic hair..... KRUPA 
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Relax Fifer...at least the pubes acted like floss to get the chunkier pieces out of my teeth....the slimy coating left on my tongue and the roof of my mouth was the real b*tch.
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Relax Fifer...at least the pubes acted like floss to get the chunkier pieces out of my teeth....the slimy coating left on my tongue and the roof of my mouth was the real b*tch. how did i know u would comment on this post! lol |
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Relax Fifer...at least the pubes acted like floss to get the chunkier pieces out of my teeth....the slimy coating left on my tongue and the roof of my mouth was the real b*tch. KRUPA!!!
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Relax Fifer...at least the pubes acted like floss to get the chunkier pieces out of my teeth....the slimy coating left on my tongue and the roof of my mouth was the real b*tch. KRUPA!!!
C'mon Ed...he's just flirting with you... |
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Once I can get past thinking about 'Penile Servitude' ...I'll attempt to answer your question.
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Once I can get past thinking about 'Penile Servitude' ...I'll attempt to answer your question.
Well Jess...you can see why that phrase kinda' caught my eye... 
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Once I can get past thinking about 'Penile Servitude' ...I'll attempt to answer your question.
Well Jess...you can see why that phrase kinda' caught my eye...
I was gonna post this-------> 
but thought I best keep an ounce of decorum...
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Um...Jess? We lost decorum once the train went through the tunnel...Oops! Is my Freudian slip showing?
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Um...Jess? We lost decorum once the train went through the tunnel...Oops! Is my Freudian slip showing?  just a wee bit...
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Relax Fifer...at least the pubes acted like floss to get the chunkier pieces out of my teeth....the slimy coating left on my tongue and the roof of my mouth was the real b*tch. KRUPA!!!
C'mon Ed...he's just flirting with you... now now sis u'll get me in trouble!!!! |
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Work on your Kiegals homeboy....if you want any chance of impressing me...I am showing you the way! Buwahahahahahahaha.....no, seriously...
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Krupa, now seriously, we need more details: was there a lot of sweat under their ? Did you lift a roll of fat and find a half eaten candy bar? And why does Phuque have the best threads?
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I suffer from Penile Pterpitude
Niw she ^^^ suffers from Penile Servitude!! Bry
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Edited by
Jess642
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Fri 06/26/09 02:02 PM
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Hmmm...that's not the kind of penile servitude I was envisioning....
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Hmmm...that's not the kind of penile servitude I was envisioning....
Damn right...I was hoping for candles, incense some chanting and bowing to my penile. |
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Better make them teeny weeny birthday candles then....competition's a b*tch! 
The funniest part of this thread is, I live in a Penal colony....240 odd years ago the old Mother England shipped off her riff raff to this giant island gaol... no wonder I like this thread. 
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