So, I was reading a murder casebook from the 1930's & came across the phrase..."She was sentenced to 5yrs of penal servitude"... Well, after I stopped giggling...I started thinking about the prison system & all the inmates laying around on their racks, watching TV & Sucking up resources for their "punishment"...

Now, I know there are some places where they put the inmates to work...but I'd like to hear your suggestions for "penal servitude"...


Sorry...couldn't say "Sucking"...

I think they should have a honey dippin chain gang....It's a crappy job, but someone has to do it.

Chain gangs should be sentenced to cleaning the floors of Adult Movie houses...with a toothbrush...

In my state they just decided to not mow the highways this summer...going to save 7 million or so........why not have those criminals do it for 25 cents and hour....?????

i thin they should go out and rip up all the poison ivy .....starting at my house 1st

And for the especially naughty prisoners...they should make 'em do it with cuticle scissors...

I think they should do it for room and board.

I just wanted an excuse to say "penal"...heh, heh, heh...

Why ya !!!!

Didja hear about the terrible accident out here in Texas? A loaded paddy wagon crashed into a cement mixer....




12 "hardened" prisoners escaped...

I spent 13 years working with offenders coming out of prison. The majority thought that they were gonna be able to just go back to their life before their conviction. Only two ever said that they would do anything not to go back to prison. In fact, one asked that I have him violated so he could go back, because "at least in prison I can have s&x". I met very few people motivated to change from their time in the joint. Hey, I also read that they are moving to fine prisons if they do not reduce their amount of inmate r@pes. I always thought that that would be so uncomfortable, say you are eating in the cafeteria and the guy walks by, whadda say- "Hey, you! What you did last night, I didn't appreciate it!"

The hardened penal system has been inserted into peoples heads for many years. I forgot what I was going to say about punishment, oh yea....They should clean outhouses at the 40th anniversary Woodstock Rock Concerts......while it is going on.

You know...I've always wondered how a theater version of "Dragnet" would go in prison...?

Here's another kicker: at one point I had 45% of my clients competitively employed. You know what the hardest things were when I was working on that: 1. Getting their a$$es up in the morning and 2. Taking orders from their bosses. Now don't you think that living in a structured environment like prison, they would have adjusted to that?

Sentence them to giving Rosie O'donnel and Rosanne Barr head.....I would kill myself before going back to that.

When the hell did YOU have a 3some with the Rosies?

If you don't ask me questions...I won't be forced to tell you lies....I will say this...bushes as big as frying pans and from the back it looked like they were wearing mohair thongs....eewwwww....but, the aftertaste was the worst part.

well personally i kept dropping the soap

Like Don King in a head-lock, huh? Uh...literally...!

And what about the smell, what did it smell like?