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Another guy I went out with, spent the entire date conversing with my chest...I felt like sticking a fork in his eye...but I didn't want to ruin my salad... He's being honest enough than to pretend. 
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Another guy I went out with, spent the entire date conversing with my chest...I felt like sticking a fork in his eye...but I didn't want to ruin my salad... He's being honest enough than to pretend.
I think I'll just go with Lilith's idea & carry an extra spork in my purse...I'm no gold digger! |
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Another guy I went out with, spent the entire date conversing with my chest...I felt like sticking a fork in his eye...but I didn't want to ruin my salad... He's being honest enough than to pretend.
I think I'll just go with Lilith's idea & carry an extra spork in my purse...I'm no gold digger! I was trying to come up with a positive to golddigging. I mean, you can't make chowder.... |
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...with that thing! How do you establish & maintain eye contact when they seem to just want to look at somethin' else? 
why are they speading your legs dear? slap em! you have that right! 
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If you can, I find taking one out and licking the nipple really works as an icebreaker.... no more elephant in the room.... OH, LILITH!!! Leave it to you to say it and say it so well!!!
Boy, my sis-in-law gave me such a glare last week. We were all so tired and trying to get into the Dallas Convention Center for my nephew's graduation. Thousands of people moving about like cattle needing a dogie. She got so overwhelmed with the crowds and noise and not knowing where we were to go, all I did was make a suggestion, and her glare of anger speared RIGHT THROUGH ME!!! OMG!! She's usually the coolest cucumber, so when she did that, you KNOW she was having it badly!!  
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Ah yes! I've been known to shoot laser beams a time or two!
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I LOVE staring into my girlfriend's eyes! They are so beautiful - love those baby blues!!!
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I got no problem with you dames eying my piece. I am shy that way.
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if i had boobs, i'd be as lethal as Lilith, i'd take em out and say why are you looking at me!!!(shake shake) why! talk to us! we're out now! and proceed to do a puppet show with em......then leave. he's not someone i'd want around anyway. i'd feel very uncomfortable if someone was staring at my wenis. butts however, are a different animal, and you can't talk to it.....(well, maybe you can)
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Edited by
lilith401
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Tue 06/16/09 10:42 AM
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Gag me... to the lovey blue eyes....
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men never look at my boobs......
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if i had boobs, i'd be as lethal as Lilith, i'd take em out and say why are you looking at me!!!(shake shake) why! talk to us! we're out now! and proceed to do a puppet show with em......then leave. he's not someone i'd want around anyway. i'd feel very uncomfortable if someone was staring at my wenis. butts however, are a different animal, and you can't talk to it.....(well, maybe you can)
Ace Ventura talks out of his ass all the time! "Friends! Lend me your rears!"
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Another guy I went out with, spent the entire date conversing with my chest...I felt like sticking a fork in his eye...but I didn't want to ruin my salad... He's being honest enough than to pretend.
see he was being upfront no appreciation cant win either way so ya might as well do what ya want
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Another guy I went out with, spent the entire date conversing with my chest...I felt like sticking a fork in his eye...but I didn't want to ruin my salad... He's being honest enough than to pretend.
see he was being upfront no appreciation cant win either way so ya might as well do what ya want
 Adj, I'm gonna poke your eyes out if you don't quit!
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Another guy I went out with, spent the entire date conversing with my chest...I felt like sticking a fork in his eye...but I didn't want to ruin my salad... He's being honest enough than to pretend.
see he was being upfront no appreciation cant win either way so ya might as well do what ya want
Adj, I'm gonna poke your eyes out if you don't quit!
do i get to choose with what 
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men never look at my boobs...... that surprises me since you're always covering your face. it's either the boobs or the butt. we gotta have something to look at. . . . |
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men never look at my boobs...... you have boobs hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm i want proof
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I like taking my dates out to Hooters...seriously. If he can maintain eye contact for 90% of the time...he's a keeper! I will forgive the other 10% cuz they're just men, ya' know...
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If you can, I find taking one out and licking the nipple really works as an icebreaker.... no more elephant in the room.... Damn I miss Ohio 
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stare at their crotch, makes ya even! 
But you could poke an eye out with that too. |
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