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Dan you may preside over the services...
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Krupa says the wigs are for Roberta but we all know that he is gonna model them for her in his many outfits..............
now on a serious note.....she should loose her hair unless she is getting the really high potent chemo, they make meds now to stop that. Matter of fact my Dad just went through it (lung cancer...had lung removed) and he didn't lose any of his hair |
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Dan you may preside over the services... EWWWWWWW |
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Krupa says the wigs are for Roberta but we all know that he is gonna model them for her in his many outfits.............. now on a serious note.....she should loose her hair unless she is getting the really high potent chemo, they make meds now to stop that. Matter of fact my Dad just went through it (lung cancer...had lung removed) and he didn't lose any of his hair Oh -sorry to hear he was ill Patti-I hope he's okay now! I hope Roberta's doin' okay too |
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Krupa says the wigs are for Roberta but we all know that he is gonna model them for her in his many outfits.............. now on a serious note.....she should loose her hair unless she is getting the really high potent chemo, they make meds now to stop that. Matter of fact my Dad just went through it (lung cancer...had lung removed) and he didn't lose any of his hair Oh -sorry to hear he was ill Patti-I hope he's okay now! I hope Roberta's doin' okay too he is....already back to work only 6 weeks after the surgery Krupa please pass on our good thoughts and prayers to Roberta |
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Krupa is so vain that he would like to take his own hand in marriage.. You can't prove that I haven't...... |
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Krupa is so vain that he would like to take his own hand in marriage.. You can't prove that I haven't...... I heard you were just living in sin with it |
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Krupa please pass on our good thoughts and prayers to Roberta I think she knows. She is such a happy, fun, good souled woman..she knows that I/We love her. I am just hoping for a pic or two of her trying on new styles..(believe me...she is GORGEOUS) But, if she gonna be bald..why not try other things too? |
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just for you Krupa.....
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Thanks Doll! Happy fourth!!!! Let's not burn sh*t down today! Too damned hot and dry here.
Morning P! (here is a dragon breath smooch for ya) muahargh... |
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Thaks doll...here's a mint
Have a fun filled safe holiday |
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Thaks doll...here's a mint Have a fun filled safe holiday That is kind of an oxymoron honey.... America gets drunk and gets explosives for the kids and drunks to play with.....should be a hoot! |
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Thaks doll...here's a mint Have a fun filled safe holiday That is kind of an oxymoron honey.... America gets drunk and gets explosives for the kids and drunks to play with.....should be a hoot! ONLY IN AMERICA |
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Edited by
elwoodsully
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Sat 07/04/09 12:07 PM
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Krupa had a free-ride scholarship to the Clown college in Baraboo Wisconsin lined up before he realized that even though he'd be doing what he loved, he'd be living amonst Yankees for a long time.
He then tried to combine his love of making kids laugh with his skills of self-defense, but nobody laughed at "The Clown that kicks A$$". He once got held-up at a bank, and used the pen-on-a-chain to poke the guy's eye out. It was really hard to get him that close to the counter. He tried his luck as a cowboy for a season down on the King Ranch. He was fired for beating up the strays. He keeps his hair long because it isn't "Manly" down in Texas for a guy to go to a Stylist. He was once kicked out of the Texas Prison Rodeo because one of the bulls recognized him from his cowboy days, and kept charging the fence. In public, he drinks nothing but beers brewed down in Texas. But when he's alone, he curls up with a nice glass of Goose Island. He's the reason Texans and Oklahomans don't get along. He applied for a position to be a border agent, but he wanted to be posted on the Mexican side. |
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Krupa had a free-ride scholarship to the Clown college in Baraboo Wisconsin lined up before he realized that even though he'd be doing what he loved, he'd be living amonst Yankees for a long time. He then tried to combine his love of making kids laugh with his skills of self-defense, but nobody laughed at "The Clown that kicks A$$". He once got held-up at a bank, and used the pen-on-a-chain to poke the guy's eye out. It was really hard to get him that close to the counter. He tried his luck as a cowboy for a season down on the King Ranch. He was fired for beating up the strays. He keeps his hair long because it isn't "Manly" down in Texas for a guy to go to a Stylist. He was once kicked out of the Texas Prison Rodeo because one of the bulls recognized him from his cowboy days, and kept charging the fence. In public, he drinks nothing but beers brewed down in Texas. But when he's alone, he curls up with a nice glass of Goose Island. He's the reason Texans and Oklahomans don't get along. He applied for a position to be a border agent, but he wanted to be posted on the Mexican side. True Sully-'cept he'd like one yankee to come down there to live amonst him! |
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Edited by
elwoodsully
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Sat 07/04/09 02:02 PM
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Oh, and let us not forget the things he's volunteered for and has never gotten to do.
1. He volunteered to be the One and Only Executioner in Texas. He told them he'd just take travel expenses, and per diem, but they still turned him down because of ... Well, they said he looked like a Hippie. 2. He volunteered at his local Church to be a youth Minister, but they still turned him down because of ... Well, they said he looked like a Hippie. 3. He volunteered to be a Reserve DPS Officer, but they still turned him down because of ... Well, they said he looked like a Hippie. 4. He volunteered to be a Roadie for a Heavy Metal band, but they still turned him down because of ... Well, they said he looked like a OLD Hippie. 5. He volunteered to help bring in the local harvest of marijuana, but they turned him down too.. They said he looked like a narc.. |
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Oh, and let us not forget the things he's volunteered for and has never gotten to do. 1. He volunteered to be the One and Only Executioner in Texas. He told them he'd just take travel expenses, and per diem, but they still turned him down because of ... Well, they said he looked like a Hippie. 2. He volunteered at his local Church to be a youth Minister, but they still turned him down because of ... Well, they said he looked like a Hippie. 3. He volunteered to be a Reserve DPS Officer, but they still turned him down because of ... Well, they said he looked like a Hippie. 4. He volunteered to be a Roadie for a Heavy Metal band, but they still turned him down because of ... Well, they said he looked like a OLD Hippie. 5. He volunteered to help bring in the local harvest of marijuana, but they turned him down too.. They said he looked like a narc.. |
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???????? Hippy?...I don't see it?!?!?!?!?!
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George Carlin based the Hippy Dippy weatherman on Krupa
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Nobody, no body, NOBODY, on this planet, knows more about clothes moths than Krupa. He is the original Moth Man!
Someday they will write a book and title it The Mothman Chronicles |
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