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Ed is so old, he planted the trees that were used when the Ark was built. He was in the bathroom when the painting of the Last Supper was made. He remembers Pompeii as a really rowdy town. He used to have ladies on both continents.. (think).. He taught Nero how to play the fiddle. The Sirens sing men to their death because he dumped them. He remembers when wooly mammoths turned into plain 'ol elephants. He had a pet saber-tooth named Whiskers. He created beer for the Egyptians. He's the reason we now have calenders. He knows what the missing link is: he dated her.
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I used to call my brother Rara, when i was about 2, i couldnt say his name, Russell.
Rara is a little bit like my brother, except he is maybe 350lbs heavier, and his I.Q is at least 150 points lower. Apart from that they are identical. |
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What can someone say about RARA. What is the first thing that pops into your mind when you look at his picture. Yes! That is right! Manboobs, just look at them! Don't you just want to throw his legs over your shoulders and grab hold of those babies and ride him until dawn? So thick, so firm, so fully packed! You just want to SSSSSSLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! Best offer I have had today. You busy tonight?  
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Ed is so old, he planted the trees that were used when the Ark was built. He was in the bathroom when the painting of the Last Supper was made. He remembers Pompeii as a really rowdy town. He used to have ladies on both continents.. (think).. He taught Nero how to play the fiddle. The Sirens sing men to their death because he dumped them. He remembers when wooly mammoths turned into plain 'ol elephants. He had a pet saber-tooth named Whiskers. He created beer for the Egyptians. He's the reason we now have calenders. He knows what the missing link is: he dated her. Not only did I date the missing link,I introduced you to her, The last time I saw her, she was in the back of your chariot doing a pole dance. 
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I used to call my brother Rara, when i was about 2, i couldnt say his name, Russell. Rara is a little bit like my brother, except he is maybe 350lbs heavier, and his I.Q is at least 150 points lower. Apart from that they are identical. I have always been on a search for my twin brother. Thanks Dan for taking such good care of Russell. 
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Everyone says "That Rara... he's such a nice guy". And I'm always reminded of the neighbor saying the same thing about the mass murderer living next door as the police take him down town.
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Everyone says "That Rara... he's such a nice guy". And I'm always reminded of the neighbor saying the same thing about the mass murderer living next door as the police take him down town. The police line -up starts at 6 P.M.
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Ed was once a roadie for several different rock bands back in the 80's
But was banned because he was giving all the groupies directions to his hotel room-not the bands'.... 
Steven Tyler still won't speak to him 'til this very day.... 
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Edited by
rara777
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Fri 06/26/09 01:39 PM
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Ed was once a roadie for several different rock bands back in the 80's But was banned because he was giving all the groupies directions to his hotel room-not the bands'....
Steven Tyler still won't speak to him 'til this very day....
And that is how Holly and I met. 
Pssst, remember the time ........
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Rara's so old that when Holly said, "Let's go upstairs and make love" Rara said, "Holly! I can't do both!"
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Rara's so old that when Holly said, "Let's go upstairs and make love" Rara said, "Holly! I can't do both!"
 I LOVE you (((Katz))) 
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Back at ya!
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Ed is so old, he planted the trees that were used when the Ark was built. He was in the bathroom when the painting of the Last Supper was made. He remembers Pompeii as a really rowdy town. He used to have ladies on both continents.. (think).. He taught Nero how to play the fiddle. The Sirens sing men to their death because he dumped them. He remembers when wooly mammoths turned into plain 'ol elephants. He had a pet saber-tooth named Whiskers. He created beer for the Egyptians. He's the reason we now have calenders. He knows what the missing link is: he dated her. HE IS...the most interesting man in the world.  ((damn if this didn't sound like one of those commercials!!))
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Ed is so old, he planted the trees that were used when the Ark was built. He was in the bathroom when the painting of the Last Supper was made. He remembers Pompeii as a really rowdy town. He used to have ladies on both continents.. (think).. He taught Nero how to play the fiddle. The Sirens sing men to their death because he dumped them. He remembers when wooly mammoths turned into plain 'ol elephants. He had a pet saber-tooth named Whiskers. He created beer for the Egyptians. He's the reason we now have calenders. He knows what the missing link is: he dated her. HE IS...the most interesting man in the world. ((damn if this didn't sound like one of those commercials!!))
I don't think RARA has time for any more commercials............Travelocity keeps him pretty busy....oh and lets not forget all that BUDWEISER endorsements he has to do......12 ounces at a time
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Ed is sorry he couldn't be here this morning....
He had a hard night perving all the ladies' profiles last night... 
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Edited by
rara777
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Sat 06/27/09 08:19 AM
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Ed is sorry he couldn't be here this morning.... He had a hard night perving all the ladies' profiles last night...
Just finished perving you under your sheets
 (((Holly)))
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Edited by
rara777
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Sat 06/27/09 08:14 AM
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Ed is so old, he planted the trees that were used when the Ark was built. He was in the bathroom when the painting of the Last Supper was made. He remembers Pompeii as a really rowdy town. He used to have ladies on both continents.. (think).. He taught Nero how to play the fiddle. The Sirens sing men to their death because he dumped them. He remembers when wooly mammoths turned into plain 'ol elephants. He had a pet saber-tooth named Whiskers. He created beer for the Egyptians. He's the reason we now have calenders. He knows what the missing link is: he dated her. HE IS...the most interesting man in the world. ((damn if this didn't sound like one of those commercials!!))
 Thank you (((bastet)))
 Always remember to attend "The After Party"
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Ed is so old, he planted the trees that were used when the Ark was built. He was in the bathroom when the painting of the Last Supper was made. He remembers Pompeii as a really rowdy town. He used to have ladies on both continents.. (think).. He taught Nero how to play the fiddle. The Sirens sing men to their death because he dumped them. He remembers when wooly mammoths turned into plain 'ol elephants. He had a pet saber-tooth named Whiskers. He created beer for the Egyptians. He's the reason we now have calenders. He knows what the missing link is: he dated her. HE IS...the most interesting man in the world. ((damn if this didn't sound like one of those commercials!!))
I don't think RARA has time for any more commercials............Travelocity keeps him pretty busy....oh and lets not forget all that BUDWEISER endorsements he has to do......12 ounces at a time
Plus, I`m also the Welcome Gnome out in your front yard. A busy rara is a happy rara.
(((CUPCAKE)))
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Are we roasting Ed today? Just be sure not to overcook a "rara" LOL!
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