Topic: Assumptions
PATSFAN's photo
Tue 06/02/09 05:30 PM


smokin I never assume & i'm never wrongsmokin


Pat, I assume you're here applying for the official mingle² Assumption Sherrif position?

The job is yours.

Here's yer badge, tag, you're it, yadda yadda yadda...

My job here is done.

Good luck, son!








I hope there is a good benefits package:smile:

MahanMahan's photo
Tue 06/02/09 05:39 PM
Edited by MahanMahan on Tue 06/02/09 05:54 PM
I assume there is, although this is a brand new position and we haven't figured out the details yet.

You should contact Mayor Lee, (MirrorMirror) and he will let you know... assuming he hasn't resigned from his position as mayor of Metropolitan Mingle City, in which case, you're good to go.

Otherwise, I hereby declare Martial Law.

pitchfork

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Tue 06/02/09 05:42 PM
Yeah. And it's safe to assume that, too. I think. laugh

MahanMahan's photo
Tue 06/02/09 05:53 PM
I'm always declaring martial law, but nobody takes me seriously...

sad

Wait till I earn my yellow belt in Ji Kwon Do. Then ya'll will take me seriously. And Sherrif Pat is already on the take. Nobody can stop me then....

Muahahahahahaahhaaha!!

devil

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Tue 06/02/09 07:11 PM
Looks like I don't have to worry about this thread now since MahanMahan is keeping an eye on all the assuming. laugh

MahanMahan's photo
Tue 06/02/09 07:52 PM

Looks like I don't have to worry about this thread now since MahanMahan is keeping an eye on all the assuming. laugh



That's on the assumption that I don't have a life...


sad


How sad is that?

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Tue 06/02/09 07:56 PM
Just what are you assuming, Mahan? laugh

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Tue 06/02/09 08:05 PM


Looks like I don't have to worry about this thread now since MahanMahan is keeping an eye on all the assuming. laugh



That's on the assumption that I don't have a life...


sad


How sad is that?


laugh no crying here!

MahanMahan's photo
Tue 06/02/09 08:11 PM
When I'm not allowed to throw hissy fits or cry on threads, I enjoy Mentos!




Mentos, The Freshmaker

earthytaurus76's photo
Tue 06/02/09 08:14 PM
Some of both.

MahanMahan's photo
Tue 06/02/09 08:23 PM

Some of both.


Some of what?

Are you still answering the original question? LOL

We've moved on. We are now discssing the best way to prepare and cook sewer bass!

I say marinate it in lemon and onions, then stuff it with garlic cloves and tomato sauce and bake it at 375° for 45 min.

Serve with artichoke hearts, it's to die for.

drool

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Tue 06/02/09 08:36 PM
Be sure to sprinkle some lye in with it, too! laugh

MahanMahan's photo
Tue 06/02/09 10:33 PM

Be sure to sprinkle some lye in with it, too! laugh


...and thanks for giving away my secret ingredient. tongue2

Beachfarmer's photo
Tue 06/02/09 10:34 PM

Do you tend to make assumptions about people you don't know? Or, do you ask questions and get to know them first?



you must be gay

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Tue 06/02/09 10:36 PM


Do you tend to make assumptions about people you don't know? Or, do you ask questions and get to know them first?



you must be gay


Either that or a Scientologist. laugh

MahanMahan's photo
Tue 06/02/09 10:42 PM



Do you tend to make assumptions about people you don't know? Or, do you ask questions and get to know them first?



you must be gay


Either that or a Scientologist. laugh


Or a gay scientologist like L. Ron Hubba Hubba....! bigsmile

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Tue 06/02/09 10:46 PM
Better not let him hook you up to his "auditing machine"! noway

laugh

MahanMahan's photo
Tue 06/02/09 10:55 PM
Edited by MahanMahan on Tue 06/02/09 11:13 PM


I may be wrong, but I'm assuming it's because Tom's a scientologist...!

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Tue 06/02/09 10:55 PM
AND John Travolta, too! laugh

MahanMahan's photo
Tue 06/02/09 11:20 PM
Edited by MahanMahan on Tue 06/02/09 11:22 PM
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