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| Topic: Apologetic Scammers -- Feel The Love.... | |
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Well, it turns out the Nigerian scammers aren't so bad after all -- not all of them, anyway.
I just got this on another site: ========== Good day, This programme is awarded for all victims who were previously scammed by the internet fraudsters ,the Financial Commitee of the UN-HABITAT Programme have deposited your Settlement Check Parcel of $500,000.00 USD with Reference Number *********/UPS-UN-HABITAT to the United Parcel Service of Nigeria(UPS) You are to contact the United Parcel Service of Nigeria (UPS) for more information CONTACT: E-mail: *****************@****************.*** Tel: +***-****-***-*** Accept Our regards. Cynthia UN-HABITAT Senior Information Officer ========== Well, I haven't been scammed by any of them (not for their lack of trying, though, and I admire persistence), but if they want to give me $500,000 for laughing at a bunch of their idiotic scam attempts, I'm OK with it. That'll buy a LOT of plane tickets I can send to all those Russian women who are dying to come over here and admire my structure. |
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Hilarious!
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Well, it turns out the Nigerian scammers aren't so bad after all -- not all of them, anyway. I just got this on another site: ========== Good day, This programme is awarded for all victims who were previously scammed by the internet fraudsters ,the Financial Commitee of the UN-HABITAT Programme have deposited your Settlement Check Parcel of $500,000.00 USD with Reference Number *********/UPS-UN-HABITAT to the United Parcel Service of Nigeria(UPS) You are to contact the United Parcel Service of Nigeria (UPS) for more information CONTACT: E-mail: *****************@****************.*** Tel: +***-****-***-*** Accept Our regards. Cynthia UN-HABITAT Senior Information Officer ========== Well, I haven't been scammed by any of them (not for their lack of trying, though, and I admire persistence), but if they want to give me $500,000 for laughing at a bunch of their idiotic scam attempts, I'm OK with it. That'll buy a LOT of plane tickets I can send to all those Russian women who are dying to come over here and admire my structure. 
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Edited by
CyPoet
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Mon 05/11/09 08:25 PM
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 Yay! I'm going to receive a $500,000 skimulus check from Nigeria.Woo-Hoo!
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I just had a scammer and he got upset because I refused to raise his 15 yr old child. Said he needed a MUM for his boy.. Said I was too old to do that again..
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Hey Lex, you're gonna be rich!!! whoohooo!!
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Hey Lex, you're gonna be rich!!! whoohooo!! What am I going to do with all that money? Maybe I'll just sign up on every pay site in the world and see what happens. I'll be broke, but at least....hey, wait a minute.... |
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UN-HABITAT? As in 'it doesn't inhabit'? Or as in UN-United Nations? Wouldn't it look better as UN-Habitat? Or even UN habitat...see now I just think these people are burning houses and kicking in doors, but if it said UN-Habitat then it would click...
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Yay! I'm going to receive a $500,000 skimulus check from Nigeria.Woo-Hoo!
Be sure to give them your bank routing number and account details so they can get you the $s faster! 
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Anyone who buys that drivel...know of some ocean front property for sale in Arizona.
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do you think ups in nigeria is like a zebra drawn cart? i am picturing chariots...
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do you think ups in nigeria is like a zebra drawn cart? i am picturing chariots...
That's what I was trying to figure out. Guaranteed delivery in 3 1/2 moons.
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do you think ups in nigeria is like a zebra drawn cart? i am picturing chariots...
That's what I was trying to figure out. Guaranteed delivery in 3 1/2 moons.
HAHAHAH @ 3 1/2 moons!!!!
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