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A Texan police officer once threatened to arrest me. I was talking to him on the phone from England. He REALLY believed he could! you've heard of the "long arm of the law"? lol texas is da ****, unlike cali, if someone is unlawfully on ur property and attempts to harm it in any manner you can shoot em dead, hells yeah!!! That sure makes me want to go to Texas.  
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"Ass". The word is "ass". it gets edited on here 
obviously not if u use quotes lol hey i just noticed that.what the hell?i've been getting hosed  
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Well here is a difference...
When Dan begins a fairy tale...he starts with "Once upon a time..." When I start a fairy tale it begins with "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this sh*t"..... |
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Well here is a difference... When Dan begins a fairy tale...he starts with "Once upon a time..." When I start a fairy tale it begins with "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this sh*t"..... hahaha There were these three motherf*cking bears, right? and this B1tch called Goldilocks.... |
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Well here is a difference... When Dan begins a fairy tale...he starts with "Once upon a time..." When I start a fairy tale it begins with "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this sh*t"..... hahaha There were these three motherf*cking bears, right? and this B1tch called Goldilocks.... You heard it? B*tch got caught breaking and entering and burglary of a habitat...so the bears were well in thier rights to pull out the .357 magnum and behead that cracked out b*tch. (kids love that story) |
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