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whew! I think I blew my wad......I need a smoke!!!! |
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....(rips off shirt, baring bulging bicepts and rippling muscles....) It's CLOBBERIN" TIME!...
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Edited by
charmedguy
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Tue 04/07/09 07:42 PM
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this is gettin good I could really use some popcorn though
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....(rips off shirt, baring bulging bicepts and rippling muscles....) It's CLOBBERIN" TIME!...
Hahahahhaa...since you are gonna break out with the cheesy old comic book catch phrases...let me scrounge you up a super adversary for this episode..... here ya go... Hope you can live with the concept of getting your @ss kicked by the genius who came up with "Milk, it does a body good!" 
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So ...
I'm confus~ed ... 
Do I pray like a good Qua(c)ker ... Grab a mop and towel for da poolin' blood ... Stand below at the window and serenade ... Or crack a couple beer bottles over what's left of your thick noggins ... 
Hmmm, I'll just getcha both a cold one and we'll all have a couple ~ few more war tales for the family album ... Duck, incoming ~ ... ~ 
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So ... I'm confus~ed ...
Do I pray like a good Qua(c)ker ... Grab a mop and towel for da poolin' blood ... Stand below at the window and serenade ... Or crack a couple beer bottles over what's left of your thick noggins ...
Hmmm, I'll just getcha both a cold one and we'll all have a couple ~ few more war tales for the family album ... Duck, incoming ~ ... ~
Sounds like a nice date honey! Hell, I have definitely had worse!!! |
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 ... So, all the above then ... ~ I take it ... 
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Sill here. Want some of THIS!?
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I'd open a can of whoop ass, but it would be a waste. But I did bring this mason jar I farted a green chili, pickled eggs, bratwurst, pickled cabbage, and old style beer fart in. Smells like a rotting corpse. Starts unscrewing lid. Bring it on? You sure? I got biological weapons of mass destruction. How long can you hold your breath?
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I'd open a can of whoop ass, but it would be a waste. But I did bring this mason jar I farted a green chili, pickled eggs, bratwurst, pickled cabbage, and old style beer fart in. Smells like a rotting corpse. Starts unscrewing lid. Bring it on? You sure? I got biological weapons of mass destruction. How long can you hold your breath?
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That's what my vomiting convulsing freinds said!!!
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My colon is registered as a lethal weapon.
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No wonder ya' cleared out that Arby's last week. (lol)
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Ya' Mamma's so old...she was a waitress at The Last Supper!
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I just Fu**** yr girlfriend!!!!
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'S kewl ... said she liked it ...
Wanna go again for a fiver ... 
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ya' see......she paid ME! How ya' like that?
I bought some smokes and a Kit-Kat.
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Ya' Mamma's so old...she was a waitress at The Last Supper!
Yo Mamma's so hairy...she look like she's holding Don King in a head-lock! Take that, you snivelling weasle! |
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ya' see......she paid ME! How ya' like that? I bought some smokes and a Kit-Kat.
Yeah, forgot to tell ya she's a pick~pocket and to watch your wallet ...
Wanna see it ... Wanna see it again ... 
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Ya' Momma's so fat she puts on lip-stick with a paint roller.
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