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Topic: The Things In People's Profiles...
JasmineInglewood's photo
Thu 04/16/09 12:34 PM



I hate it when i read a womans profile and it says something like..'i am not here for dating, i am taken already', or 'I am just here for the forums' or 'please dont email me, im not interested in making new friends'.

Because we all know that ALL these women are GAGGING for it anyway, and are lying when they write such stuff...




rofl

the fact that you and others "hate it" and move smartly along serves the original purpose of writing such things doesn't it. bigsmile






I dont move along, i send highly sexual emails to these ladies...


i'll just assume MY highly sexual email got lost in transit grumble grumble grumble

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/16/09 12:34 PM
Yeah. I must stop doing it to my mum though, its really unfair on her.

mischievouskttn's photo
Thu 04/16/09 12:41 PM
I've really got to stop reading the last post first, it causes some horrific visuals sometimes ill

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/16/09 12:50 PM

I've really got to stop reading the last post first, it causes some horrific visuals sometimes ill


Are you saying my mum is ugly? lol!

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/16/09 12:51 PM




I hate it when i read a womans profile and it says something like..'i am not here for dating, i am taken already', or 'I am just here for the forums' or 'please dont email me, im not interested in making new friends'.

Because we all know that ALL these women are GAGGING for it anyway, and are lying when they write such stuff...




rofl

the fact that you and others "hate it" and move smartly along serves the original purpose of writing such things doesn't it. bigsmile






I dont move along, i send highly sexual emails to these ladies...


i'll just assume MY highly sexual email got lost in transit grumble grumble grumble


Blame it on the sites bugs!

Pink_lady's photo
Thu 04/16/09 02:03 PM





I hate it when i read a womans profile and it says something like..'i am not here for dating, i am taken already', or 'I am just here for the forums' or 'please dont email me, im not interested in making new friends'.

Because we all know that ALL these women are GAGGING for it anyway, and are lying when they write such stuff...




rofl

the fact that you and others "hate it" and move smartly along serves the original purpose of writing such things doesn't it. bigsmile






I dont move along, i send highly sexual emails to these ladies...


i'll just assume MY highly sexual email got lost in transit grumble grumble grumble


Blame it on the sites bugs!


So ur sending out sexual emails to other women huh??

I think i need to trade u in for a better model...



Dan99's photo
Thu 04/16/09 02:05 PM






I hate it when i read a womans profile and it says something like..'i am not here for dating, i am taken already', or 'I am just here for the forums' or 'please dont email me, im not interested in making new friends'.

Because we all know that ALL these women are GAGGING for it anyway, and are lying when they write such stuff...




rofl

the fact that you and others "hate it" and move smartly along serves the original purpose of writing such things doesn't it. bigsmile






I dont move along, i send highly sexual emails to these ladies...


i'll just assume MY highly sexual email got lost in transit grumble grumble grumble


Blame it on the sites bugs!


So ur sending out sexual emails to other women huh??

I think i need to trade u in for a better model...



Im sorry. I'll start acting like a proper boyfriend i promise!

Pink_lady's photo
Thu 04/16/09 02:10 PM







I hate it when i read a womans profile and it says something like..'i am not here for dating, i am taken already', or 'I am just here for the forums' or 'please dont email me, im not interested in making new friends'.

Because we all know that ALL these women are GAGGING for it anyway, and are lying when they write such stuff...




rofl

the fact that you and others "hate it" and move smartly along serves the original purpose of writing such things doesn't it. bigsmile






I dont move along, i send highly sexual emails to these ladies...


i'll just assume MY highly sexual email got lost in transit grumble grumble grumble


Blame it on the sites bugs!


So ur sending out sexual emails to other women huh??

I think i need to trade u in for a better model...



Im sorry. I'll start acting like a proper boyfriend i promise!


Well i dunno...maybe i will feel better if i send out some highly sexual emails to my male counterparts on here...?

And dont blame the site bugs! u r a site bug!!

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/16/09 02:16 PM








I hate it when i read a womans profile and it says something like..'i am not here for dating, i am taken already', or 'I am just here for the forums' or 'please dont email me, im not interested in making new friends'.

Because we all know that ALL these women are GAGGING for it anyway, and are lying when they write such stuff...




rofl

the fact that you and others "hate it" and move smartly along serves the original purpose of writing such things doesn't it. bigsmile






I dont move along, i send highly sexual emails to these ladies...


i'll just assume MY highly sexual email got lost in transit grumble grumble grumble


Blame it on the sites bugs!


So ur sending out sexual emails to other women huh??

I think i need to trade u in for a better model...



Im sorry. I'll start acting like a proper boyfriend i promise!


Well i dunno...maybe i will feel better if i send out some highly sexual emails to my male counterparts on here...?

And dont blame the site bugs! u r a site bug!!


I think you should do that if you wanna be dumped via a thread! lol

Pink_lady's photo
Thu 04/16/09 02:19 PM









I hate it when i read a womans profile and it says something like..'i am not here for dating, i am taken already', or 'I am just here for the forums' or 'please dont email me, im not interested in making new friends'.

Because we all know that ALL these women are GAGGING for it anyway, and are lying when they write such stuff...




rofl

the fact that you and others "hate it" and move smartly along serves the original purpose of writing such things doesn't it. bigsmile






I dont move along, i send highly sexual emails to these ladies...


i'll just assume MY highly sexual email got lost in transit grumble grumble grumble


Blame it on the sites bugs!


So ur sending out sexual emails to other women huh??

I think i need to trade u in for a better model...



Im sorry. I'll start acting like a proper boyfriend i promise!


Well i dunno...maybe i will feel better if i send out some highly sexual emails to my male counterparts on here...?

And dont blame the site bugs! u r a site bug!!


I think you should do that if you wanna be dumped via a thread! lol


But surely u wouldnt dump me over summit u were doin urself?!

winking

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/16/09 02:20 PM
I never said life was fair babe!


Pink_lady's photo
Thu 04/16/09 02:24 PM

I never said life was fair babe!




Well im sorry love, but wats good for the goose is good for the gander!

If u dont like it u can lump it lol!

Love you babe :tongue:

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/16/09 02:31 PM


I never said life was fair babe!




Well im sorry love, but wats good for the goose is good for the gander!

If u dont like it u can lump it lol!

Love you babe :tongue:


I guess! But i didnt really do it!

Love ya too babe! (better stop this hijack now we have got mushy! lol!)

BR28's photo
Thu 04/16/09 02:35 PM


If he says, "My kids come first," I'm outta there. Sorry, but his kids should be grown and out of the house so I can come first...and last too.winking


I always wonder about the ones who write, "I am a single mother of two kids and THEY ARE MY WORLD. If you don't like that, you should go jump in front of a steamroller." Why so defensive?

To me, if she has kids, it's totally OBVIOUS that the kids should come first. They act like this is some sort of novel concept or something. Like if they wrote, "By the way, I breathe oxygen and if you don't like it, you can go shoot yourself with a bazooka."

Of course, I don't date people with kids, so I can afford to be nonchalant about the whole thing.






huskydogowner's photo
Thu 04/16/09 02:37 PM
I'm amused by the profiles by women that vehemently say they aren't looking for anything physical, no sex will ever happen, they have a padlock on their bloomers, nothin' doin', etc....

Those are the ones that usually wind up being easier than second grade math.laugh

carold's photo
Thu 04/16/09 04:21 PM
Spoken like a true gentlemen but maybe that is lost now a days.

BABCHI's photo
Thu 04/16/09 04:43 PM






I hate it when i read a womans profile and it says something like..'i am not here for dating, i am taken already', or 'I am just here for the forums' or 'please dont email me, im not interested in making new friends'.

Because we all know that ALL these women are GAGGING for it anyway, and are lying when they write such stuff...




rofl

the fact that you and others "hate it" and move smartly along serves the original purpose of writing such things doesn't it. bigsmile






I dont move along, i send highly sexual emails to these ladies...


i'll just assume MY highly sexual email got lost in transit grumble grumble grumble


Blame it on the sites bugs!


So ur sending out sexual emails to other women huh??

I think i need to trade u in for a better model...






I hear that about him alot!!!!!!!!!!LOL JMO

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