Topic: The Things In People's Profiles...
Rapunzel's photo
Sun 04/05/09 08:59 AM


...or the "nothing" profile. Literally nothing listed. Ummm...get a hobby or something???


"Brief blurb...wanna know something, drop me an email."

Yep.smokin



laugh Yeah ! A lot of energy , time and thought invested in that one...huh...laugh


drinker you know you're gonna find a real winner ohwell frown ohwell with that choice! drinker

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Sun 04/05/09 09:01 AM



Thanks Lex, I'm sorry and I will fix immediately.:wink:


Thanks. If we all stand together and make the necessary sacrifices, we can defeat TAPS (Totally Abominable Profile Syndrome) in our own lifetimes.






I thought TAPS stood for Totally Asinine People Surfing.. OOPS.


They disbanded when it turned out 87% of their members couldn't spell "asinine."

Rapunzel's photo
Sun 04/05/09 09:04 AM
Edited by Rapunzel on Sun 04/05/09 09:05 AM



Thanks Lex, I'm sorry and I will fix immediately.:wink:


Thanks. If we all stand together and make the necessary sacrifices, we can defeat TAPS (Totally Abominable Profile Syndrome) in our own lifetimes.






I thought TAPS stood for Totally Asinine People Surfing.. OOPS.





Sully....laugh laugh laugh laugh :wink:



flowerforyou smooched :heart: smokin drinker flowers drinker smokin :heart: smooched flowerforyou









Mr_Music's photo
Sun 04/05/09 09:08 AM


When they can't even spell their own profession correctly. WoW, what a turn-on that is..


Oh my gosh....I have seen that too. So odd.


Iy iz a kollij stoodint. Hukd on fonix reelee wurkd for mee.

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Sun 04/05/09 09:09 AM

I have some dislikes but mine sucks as well, I've never had any luck writing these thingsohwell


Me neither, Pats. ohwell I've changed mine several times, but I still don't like it. It's like taking a test...I get completely addle-brained!noway

PATSFAN's photo
Sun 04/05/09 09:12 AM


I have some dislikes but mine sucks as well, I've never had any luck writing these thingsohwell


Me neither, Pats. ohwell I've changed mine several times, but I still don't like it. It's like taking a test...I get completely addle-brained!noway



I think we need to hire professionalslaugh

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Sun 04/05/09 09:15 AM



I have some dislikes but mine sucks as well, I've never had any luck writing these thingsohwell


Me neither, Pats. ohwell I've changed mine several times, but I still don't like it. It's like taking a test...I get completely addle-brained!noway



I think we need to hire professionalslaugh


Maybe Lex or Mr_Music would like to offer up their services?! bigsmile

Mr_Music's photo
Sun 04/05/09 09:17 AM
It would be too cost prohibitive to you.

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Sun 04/05/09 09:21 AM

Maybe Lex or Mr_Music would like to offer up their services?! bigsmile


People have asked me to help them with their profiles.

But then they always say, "I don't want it to be 1400 pages long, though."

Which completely baffles me. How can you write a good profile in less than 1400 pages....??

shades

MirrorMirror's photo
Sun 04/05/09 09:22 AM

Not really a turn off, but I laugh when I see something similar to this.......

I like staying in or going out.
I'm laid back but energetic.
I like to relax on the couch or take a walk.

Pick one already!
laugh

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Sun 04/05/09 09:23 AM

It would be too cost prohibitive to you.


Really....I'd like to see how you would change my profile and make it more appealing. Yes....this is a challenge:banana:

Mr_Music's photo
Sun 04/05/09 09:25 AM


It would be too cost prohibitive to you.


Really....I'd like to see how you would change my profile and make it more appealing. Yes....this is a challenge:banana:


It's Sunday. It's a sin to work on the Sabbath day.

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Sun 04/05/09 09:25 AM
Things dont bother me about other peoples profiles. I find more meaningful things to be pissed off about!!!noway laugh bigsmile

Rapunzel's photo
Sun 04/05/09 09:25 AM

...that Turn You On, and Turn You Off; what are they? What are some of the things you have noticed that you like and dislike that people have mentioned in their profiles, or even things that you have seen from their pics? Feel free to give a reasoning behind your answer.




There are so many variations on a theme flowerforyou
I think most of it has been covered here ...drinker

but if not...flowerforyou

I think that people should be very specific in their profiles...drinker
I know that I most certainly surely have been in mine ...bigsmile
I don't do much searching these days ,ohwell
I'm too busy and involved in my own life flowerforyou
so i let the guys find me for the most part//:wink:
they either really become my friend smokin drinker smokin

or they hang themselves laugh laugh laugh


and i really love it when i get a message like flowerforyou

"Oh...Your profile is sooooooooo long "ohwell frown ohwell

laugh and i say " well You sure as hell ohwell don't have to read it laugh

& with that attitude ohwell & level of energy frown & incentive huh

...I don't want you to read it anyway " laugh laugh laugh


Or then i get the flip side of that flowerforyou

They tell me
"It took me three days to read your profile " laugh laugh laugh

or then i get the really brilliant response laugh

"oh can you tell me about yourself ? laugh laugh laugh

And i think " oh my God..." What is happening to this planet...ohwell

why is communication so flipping difficult ? frown

Why can't something ever go really right ? huh huh huh

I wrote a flipping book about myself in my profile drinker

but you want me to tell you something about me!!!> explode

or did you not even skim over my profile noway

and just want to leer at my picture ??? sick




But then ...flowerforyou

smokin there are some men who are so classy drinker & so awesome drinker and masculine smokin

flowerforyou & chivalrous & soo very real bigsmile & soo very loving & respectful of women flowerforyou

drinker smokin drinker they are soo right on & command such authority drinker smokin drinker


drinker with just their presence drinker smokin drinker & that is a sign of a real man drinker


bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile and They make up big time for all the lowlives & losers bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

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Sun 04/05/09 09:25 AM
I guess Im just too easy going........slaphead

Rapunzel's photo
Sun 04/05/09 09:38 AM
I think people need to be really specific in what we want & don't want flowerforyou

& not be too easy going cause many people often take advantage of that pitchfork

they perceive it as weakness , vulnerability & unsuredness scared

It's taken me a long time to really acquire a nice sharp edge :wink:

but it is quick & cuts to the chase & wastes little time flowerforyou

and separates the wheat from the chaff pretty nicely drinker

cause i don't want to be with someone not meant for me noway

Rapunzel's photo
Sun 04/05/09 09:50 AM
flowers I'm sorry Engraven flowerforyou if you felt flowerforyou that i went off topic a bit flowers



blushing sometimes i feel so strongly the need to express something blushing



drinker & the message just seems to find it's way out into manifestation drinker



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FreeToB's photo
Sun 04/05/09 11:11 AM


Maybe Lex or Mr_Music would like to offer up their services?! bigsmile


People have asked me to help them with their profiles.

But then they always say, "I don't want it to be 1400 pages long, though."

Which completely baffles me. How can you write a good profile in less than 1400 pages....??

shades



hahaha GOOD question!


JasmineInglewood's photo
Wed 04/15/09 03:44 PM
people get turned on by online profiles...?huh



SassyLady128's photo
Wed 04/15/09 05:41 PM
I like well-written profiles that give some insight into the person's life. It's really the only way to find out if we have something in common. If he has no profile, I don't bother because I don't even know what to talk about.

I back out of any profile that begins with "No drama, no games" or the ones that state, "I'm happily married, just looking for some discreet fun." Excuse me but if you were truly happily married, you'd find some fun right there in your marriage.

If the guy is pictured on a Harley, BIIIIIIG turn-on!! BIIIIIIIIIIG!

If he's pictured with a warm-blooded animal, another BIIIIIG turn-on.

If he says, "My kids come first," I'm outta there. Sorry, but his kids should be grown and out of the house so I can come first...and last too.winking