Thump....bubump...smack smack thump

Can't...talk.... now....still trying to deal with this damned chinchilla...(it is an amazingly tough little b@st@rd)

A Camel weighs anywhere from 900 to 1,400 lbs. An ostrich weighs about 200 or so. I weigh 280, and have a brain. I have picked up and slammed men that weigh 240, and have had to fight men that weigh as much as myself.

I pick ostrich.

i am enjoying all the answers. the camel outwieghs you, the ostrich has the "talons". I'm not sure how one would fight a camel, they seem to be very tough animals, and they guy who would jumb on a charging camel back and curbstomp... (i liked that one) thats a really high jump. I have looking up some viseo online of both camels and ostrichs fighting... damn i am still leaning towards fighting the ostrich as i don;t know how i would hurt a camel. To the lady that would let the camel out of the room for animal rights, thats fine, but thats not part of the hypothetical question. the room has no doors, its just you and the rabid animal of your choosing that wants to snuff you out.