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Here is the question:
Would you rather fight a Ostrich or a Camel? Details: 30ft by 30ft square room. no weapons, chosen animal is a female Camel/Ostrich (no outside organs to attack), Animal is full grown and in the mindset that they are gaurding their young. Please let me know which you would rather fight to the death and why or at least how you would go about defending attacking. I know its an off the wall question but i need to settle a debate. |
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how high is the ceiling?
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I'd walk a mile for a Camel.
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room is 30ft high as well
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how high is the ceiling? Yeah, and how low is the floor? If the floor is too low, I ain't doin' it. |
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Camel or Dromedary? One hump or two?
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The more humps, the better.
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room is 30ft high as well In that case not that it makes a difference I would have to say ostrich. Because IMO it would be easier to break its neck than that of a camel. |
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The more humps, the better.
That's what I always say! 
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The few times I've ever been called upon to fight an ostrich, I've noticed that, being bipedal and somewhat top-heavy, they can be knocked over fairly easily, and it's difficult for them to get back up. Camels, on the other hand, being quadrupeds, are more stable on their feet.
I would therefore choose the ostrich as my opponent, try to knock him down, and kick him in the head 1436 times before he can get back up. No animals were harmed in the typing of this post. |
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very good answer and well though out thanks, as of now i have 2 people choosing to fight the ostrich and zero that would choose the camel.
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I'll take the ostrich. If you can take one leg out they'll have to tap out.
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I'll put awayba case of highlife and take em both on!
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I have llama power
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I would tweek the female camels nips, then she would want me, and want me bad. She would chase me around and around the room, till she lost her footing and crashed through the walls of the building, thus my escape route
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I would tweek the female camels nips, then she would want me, and want me bad. She would chase me around and around the room, till she lost her footing and crashed through the walls of the building, thus my escape route Hehehehe! You're so weird! Would you then drink of the "camel squeezin's"? |
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I would tweek the female camels nips, then she would want me, and want me bad. She would chase me around and around the room, till she lost her footing and crashed through the walls of the building, thus my escape route Hehehehe! You're so weird! Would you then drink of the "camel squeezin's"? Yes....yes I would. |
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I'd say camel, cause if ostriches are like the kind of bird my uncle's buddy raised, the spurs will screw you up, and don't think for one sec that they can't sling up a leg when you don't expect it. Jump uo on the camel's back and start biting it's ears off. Try to get your arms around it's neck while you're on it's back and choke it out. Then, curbstomp at the base of the skull where the spinal chord meets the base...a good stomp or two ought to have it, even barefoot.
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I'd say camel, cause if ostriches are like the kind of bird my uncle's buddy raised, the spurs will screw you up, and don't think for one sec that they can't sling up a leg when you don't expect it. Jump uo on the camel's back and start biting it's ears off. Try to get your arms around it's neck while you're on it's back and choke it out. Then, curbstomp at the base of the skull where the spinal chord meets the base...a good stomp or two ought to have it, even barefoot. Anger management, anyone? 
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I would take the ostriche and camel and let them out of the room, and slap the bejezzus out of the humanes running the fight.
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