Topic: Make some ridiculous requests... | |
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...of me tonight. I will try to do your bidding.
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...of me tonight. I will try to do your bidding. Chop off your left leg and have it displayed in the museum of modern art. |
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I need some women to come over and tear off the roof...By thursday
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Softly pant in my ear and lick my neck? I love puppy kisses.
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Take care of me until I find a job and get back on my feet. ![]() |
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Come and move my furniture into my new place... in the nude.
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Dance around in circles & sing"I want more kibbles & bits"
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...of me tonight. I will try to do your bidding. Chop off your left leg and have it displayed in the museum of modern art. Disqualified. In which city? Every city has one. |
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I need some women to come over and tear off the roof...By thursday What type of women? What type of roof? |
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Take care of me until I find a job and get back on my feet. ![]() You want to be serviced? |
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Softly pant in my ear and lick my neck? I love puppy kisses. I like that. Simple pleasures. |
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Take care of me until I find a job and get back on my feet. ![]() You want to be serviced? If the opportunity is there ok -- but taking care of bills and feeding me works -- if there is a bonus, that works for me too ![]() |
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I need some women to come over and tear off the roof...By thursday What type of women? What type of roof? |
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Come and move my furniture into my new place... in the nude. ![]() You Okies. Be glad to do so. I only move two pieces naked. |
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Well, one of my T-shirt says:
Beat me, whip me, make me write bad cheques, call me Dorothy ... I'd prefer a Slow-Screw bartender, if you're a mixologist worth your salt. ? |
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Woman that get dirty and on their knees Oh the temptation to say something to that comment... ![]() |
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I need some women to come over and tear off the roof...By thursday What type of women? What type of roof? Much better answer. Do you prefer them dirty prior to getting on their knees? |
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I need a bubble bath run, a cold drink poured, a back massage and someone to cuddle with. Before that, dishes must be washed, garbage taken out, 4 year old put to bed andI think that about covers it....
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I need some women to come over and tear off the roof...By thursday What type of women? What type of roof? Much better answer. Do you prefer them dirty prior to getting on their knees? |
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