speed up time so my b/f's 2nd job workload will finally be caught up

Say it i...Dare you

Tell me the secret to a truly memorable kiss - one that lingers after she's left

Hey now... I may live here, but I'm not an Okie.

Heh... c'mere and I'll whisper it in your year.

Marry Me

Ummmm hmmmm OK you offered so here is my list.

I have an apartment that needs to be painted.

A HUGE entertainment stand that needs to be moved.

And since the entertainment stand needs to be moved, so does my couch.

Oh lets not forget about the truck load of crap that needs to go to the dump.

My carpets could use a cleaning.

I still need to re-tile my kitchen floor.

Oh and there is an empty spot on my couch and in my bed that needs somebody for cuddling purposes. Think you can find somebody for that job for me please? Hmmmm wonder if the guy that needs his roof done will pay me that way........

Hmmm that is all I can think of for the moment. I will let you know if I come up with anything else.

(OK, assuming I'm making my ridiculously unreasonable
request from that cute puppy in the pic...)

I know this goes against your nature, being a canine, but...

...can you love me conditionally, like all my exes have n the past?