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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 30 | |
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ya I got the same email......he is going to iraq. I guess we are supposed to show him our boobs or something........  
 Why? Isn't he weaned yet????
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No!!! Good lingerie is a virtue!!!
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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid I should go to bed or I will be fdhjkfdashjkdfsahjkdsa tomorrow!!!
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ya I got the same email......he is going to iraq. I guess we are supposed to show him our boobs or something........
Why? Isn't he weaned yet????
  MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 ok who hid the cats???? ya know I cant sleep without them????
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ya I got the same email......he is going to iraq. I guess we are supposed to show him our boobs or something........
Why? Isn't he weaned yet????
MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid I should go to bed or I will be fdhjkfdashjkdfsahjkdsa tomorrow!!!
Go to your room!!!!!!!!!! ANd don't look at your tongue!!!!!!!!!  
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but I cant stop lookin at my tongue!!!!
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ok gnite jess!!! Thanks for hanging with me!!!!
 
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but I cant stop lookin at my tongue!!!!
I have a picture of you going Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh at the mirror .........> 
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Sat 03/28/09 03:36 AM
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Dear Diary,
You know I don't believe in an afterlife... but if I'm to be reincarnated, I'd like to come back as plankton... Flating ever so carelessly on the ocean surface, waiting for a whale to eat me. |
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Dear Diary, You know I don't believe in an afterlife... but I'm to be reincarnateed, I'd like to come back as plankton... Flating ever so carelessly on the ocean surface, waiting for a whale to eat me. I got kissed by a guy once, he felt like a whale was trying to eat me....does that count?
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It all depends on whether you liked it or not...
...and what happened next? 
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It all depends on whether you liked it or not... ...and what happened next?
He got pushed on his arse, I stomped on his toe, and dobbed to my big brother.... I was 6 !!!!!!!!!!
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Bloody Hell... Thanks for ruining a perfectly good fantasy... I was picturing you as an adult, and I did see you pushing him down to the ground, but only to jump on top of him and tear off his clothes...
...but never mind now. You messed it all up. AND NO, IT DOESN'T COUNT. Good night! |
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Games to play when we are older:
Sag, youre it!!! Hide and go pee!!! 20 questions shouted in your good ear!! Kick the bucket Red Rover red rover the nurse says bend over Musical recliners Simon says something incoherant Pin the toupee on the bald guy
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Dear diary.......do you ever wonder who the first person was who looked at a cow, and said, "I think I will squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out???"
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and you just have to wonder who the first person was who said...."See that chicken over there???? Im going to eat the first thing that comes out of its butt'!!!
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<---will luv you long time if you buy me one of these!!!
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