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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 30 | |
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Do you ever dream
in GREEN???? 
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dEAR DIARY....how many profiles do I have to read that say...."I wear my heart on my sleeve, Im laid back, Im a fun loving guy...etc.
Personally I call bullsh*t!!!  
I would like to see these "hearts" on sleeves
laid back = I cant get off the couch.....hand me the remote!!
Im a fun loving guy = I laugh like a hyena while chugging 14 beers with my buds!! 
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Im a great cook = I can heat up a can of chef boyardee ravioli in the microwave
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Im 5 ft 10 = Im 5 ft 4
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I like to spend nights in on the couch = i have no money and i am too lazy to get a job
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I like to spend nights in on the couch = i have no money and i am too lazy to get a job
I like to "cuddle" on the couch = I like to lay on the couch like a lazy slob with stinky socks while you make me roast beef sammiches and bring me beer!!!
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I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!!
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I like to go for walks on the beach = I am homeless and poor and have no shoes
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I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!!
I want to walk on a beach! I always wondered what sand felt like 
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I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!!
I want to walk on a beach! I always wondered what sand felt like
It feels sandy, funnily enough! |
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I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!!
I want to walk on a beach! I always wondered what sand felt like
 
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I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!!
I want to walk on a beach! I always wondered what sand felt like
I need monies for that, unless you want to give me some 
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I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!!
I want to walk on a beach! I always wondered what sand felt like
It feels sandy, funnily enough! Hey! My mum is called Sandy! |
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Im looking for my life partner = Oh my gawd Im getting old.....someone please marry me before I get bald and fat!!
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I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!!
I want to walk on a beach! I always wondered what sand felt like
I need monies for that, unless you want to give me some
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I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!!
I want to walk on a beach! I always wondered what sand felt like
It feels sandy, funnily enough! Hey! My mum is called Sandy! That's not the name she's commonly known as though! |
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Im looking for someone who can be in the mud one minute and instantly transform into a ball gown in 5 minutes = who the hell can do that???? I need at least an hour!!!
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I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!!
I want to walk on a beach! I always wondered what sand felt like
It feels sandy, funnily enough! Hey! My mum is called Sandy! That's not the name she's commonly known as though! Please dont tell everyone she is known as Fisttwat! |
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My favorite;
I'm an independent thinker = i will argue you with you no matter what you say. |
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I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!!
I want to walk on a beach! I always wondered what sand felt like
It feels sandy, funnily enough! Hey! My mum is called Sandy! That's not the name she's commonly known as though! Please dont tell everyone she is known as Fisttwat! No! Crunt - because she's crusty there! |
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