Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"I am easygoin,advanterous, I believe in destiny."
Your destiny apparently does not include a spelling book. |
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"Hello I'm shy, smilly, slim, and honest girl I like familly life and chidrenstop"
Oh look, a telegram. How smilly are you? |
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"i am a sraight foward 25years old who mean bussiness and i am looking for a good understanding and mature person who is ready to stay or live as husband and wife."
Stay or live but not both? |
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"I like man who does not smokes, Man who is honest, promising,lovely, kind.social to the people. who is happy alway and i will happy too. Get me and i will get dont wast time we should harry."
Who's Harry? |
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"I'm a very outgoing person. Just tying to live life to the fullest."
Another bondage freak. |
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"I am a decent person and i do admire decent people."
Rather self-serving, if you think about it. |
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"i am looking 4 idiot"
There's something to be said for honesty.... |
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"World has so much to offer but it doesn’t give much satisfaction to grab it for oneself."
Plus it's really big and it's moving way too fast. I'm thinking maybe a giant catcher's mitt.... |
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"Hi there! Visiting this kind of websites never seemed to be a very good idea to me."
Ignore your gut instincts, get eaten by the bear. Good plan. |
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"I'm a nice girl who have many crazy ideas."
Haven't we already dated? |
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"i am cool ... wanna be cool"
Hey, Fonz, Mr. C is looking for you. |
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"I`M LOOKING FOR NICE PEOPLE FROM ALL WORLD!"
I know this guy from Neptune.... |
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"to be continued..."
What? What will continue from this? Is the name longer? |
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"Brave but not fearless."
Well, at least you used proper english. Except "but", don't forget the comma. Oh! And how does that combination work? |
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"looken for my ="
Bahahahaha! |
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"Looking for my Mr. Darcy"
Wasn't he the wuss on Married With Children? |
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"I do like to walk, but only through the supermarket to the frozen food selections where I get 4 tombstone pizzas."
Finally! Someone who has her priorities straight! |
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"i do alot of volunteeing."
I assume that's on a golf course. |
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"i like to hang out with my frends to go widow shopping"
That's just sick. You leave those poor women alone, y'hear? |
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hi there i dont like to talk about myself as much but iam try to make short iam 26 years old looking to make a new friends online iam student and i work aslo
iam student...Hear me roar! He am try to make short by removing spaces! |
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