"it would be better to ask if you have any questions"

And it would be better still if you gave me something to ask questions about. So there.

"i would like a good company to talk and chat."


There's always Enron.

"i talk to him i wan to know about him"

Might want to mention that when you talk to him.

"I would like someone to go out to a movie."

Do you want me to review it for you, too? That'll be $20.00.

"Hi. Just looking around."


There's a big turtle behind that rock over there.

hi im cody im 19 teen i live in saint joseph missouri i have a 1 year old son that is my hole world i like to go hunteing fishing camping i allso like to cook cuddle up on a cold night with a good movie and a glasse of wine and tack longes walks on a warm or hot summer night i go to the gun range a lot to shoot all my guns if u like what u have read then plese get back with me

im look for someone that is warm-affectionate-loveing-careing-sweet-honesty-and someone that i can have good commanication with


What? I have to buy the Wine I guess.

"I like to have good time with you."

How could you possibly know that?

And the tacks, too, apparently....

"Hey, do you want to date an English Teacher? :) I hope you do!"

It's tempting, but I'm still going to need some more information.

"just ask me about it!!!!"


OK -- What the hell are you talking about? -- How was that?

"It's midnight, the summer breeze pushes at the curtains on my window..."

No, I think that's Gary Condit....

"lkjlkgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg"



I guess the l k and j keys must've broken at the beginning of the essay, thus limiting the user to the g.....

* tries to picture a catfish on a leash.....

Can't....quite....manage it.....

"I'M A LONER MEANING I LOVE TO BE BY MYSELF"


Thanks for clearing that up.

I thought Captain Conundrum was his mortal enemy???

Soooooo.....what, exactly, is the point of putting up a profile then???

"Looking for someone to commit."



I think I can point you in the direction of a few worthy candidates.

"I love men who play the panio"

I'm assuming you meant to write "patio."

"I intend to work on a project that I started some years ago."


Good to know that you're not a procrastinator.

Now why in the blue hell would I want to meet her if it's already been determined that I'll wind up in a straight jacket????