"he's gone blank, man."

"J5 Activate bomb retrieval !!"


-Blankman

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, and we want them here and we want them now!"

"These aren't accidents! They're THROWING themselves into the road gladly! THROWING themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness! Throw yourself into the road, darling! You haven't got a chance!"

"Why can't I have an audition? It's ridiculous. I've been to drama school. I'm good looking. I tell you, I've a f*ck sight more talent that half the rubbish that gets on television. Why can't I get on television? The only program I'm likely to get on is the f*cking news."


Withnail & I

"This is the point where if I had a **** I would tell you to suck it" Betty White-Lake Placid... greatest line ever.

I like words and letters, but I'm not crazy about complete sentences.
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I hate grapes! I can't stand grapes! I loathe grapes! All kinds of grapes! I hate purple grapes! I hate green grapes! I hate grapes with seeds! I hate grapes without seeds! I hate them peeled and non-peeled! I hate grapes in bunches, one at a time, or in groups of twos and threes! I f*cking hate grapes!

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I don't need this. I already got trouble with my kids, my wife, my business, my secretary, the bums... the runaways, the roaches, prickly heat, and a homo dog. This just ain't my day.

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Pubic hair causes crime.

Come on, be a good little girl and put your vagina up to the phone!

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Oh, it's just as my old grandpapa used to say: "Hey junior, get over here with them matches! This cross ain't gonna burn itself!"

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You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You gotta go: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"

A star that shines twice as bright, burns but half as long.

Bladerunner.

Samantha: Easy, sport. I got myself outta Beirut once, I think I can get outta New Jersey.
Mitch: Yeah? Well, don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact.

The Long Kiss Goodnight

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!

Gone With The Wind....Clark Gable

****You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same ((300)) ******

Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.

Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?

Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?

The Long Kiss Goodnight

dyin ain't much of a livin boy.

Little Girl: Sounds like a subdural hematoma to me.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Oh, it does, does it? Well, it's not your job to diagnose.
Little Girl: But I thought...
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: You thought, you thought. Just go. Three years of nursery school and you think you know it all. Well, you're still wet behind the ears. It's not a subdural hematoma. It's epidural. Ha!

Dolores: What are those assholes doing on the porch?
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Those aren't assholes. It's pronounced azaleas.
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Colleen Sutton: Nothing disgusts me. At the age of eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony. Does that excite you?
Ford Fairlane: I don't know, I never met your father.

Ford Fairlane: Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful.
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BUT "OFF_I_cER>>> "I M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM
heehe thats my daughters quote.. lol

FRANKLY MY DEAR>...........
I DONT GIVE A DAM >>>


oh one more

HIT HIM AGAIN........
HE's STILL MOVIN : waving:

" Its a helluva thing killin a man "
Unforgiven-Clint Eastwood

"Will you sleep with me?"...."Absolutely!"

The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons

And may I say that as the pursuer, you are the damnedest pursue-ee that I ever pursued!

- Buford T Justice.

Did you hear something back there that sounds like there's something back there?
-Space Truckers


You're not looking for a job... you're waiting for the world to end
-Combat Shock

Let it be known, sons and daughters, that Satan was an acid head. Drink from his cup; pledge yourselves. And together, we'll all freak out.
-I Drink Your Blood

She's crazier than a rat in a brandy keg!
-Eyes of Fire

I've been condemned to live.
-The Quiet Earth

Toby: Who could have done these murders?
Hardy: I don't know. It could have been anybody.
Toby: Well, it can't be anybody. It's gotta be somebody.
Hardy: Of course it's somebody, but that somebody could be anybody.
Toby: Well, look, we didn't do it, right?
Hardy: Right.
Toby: So you can't say it could be anybody. We're anybody.
Hardy: True, but we're also somebody.
-Student Bodies

Best one yet!

"Say hello to my little friend!.."

Al Pacino as Tony Montagna in Scarface.
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Its my personal favorite because when I yell it out whilst imitating his voice at the urinal I'm guaranteed a few concerned looks and the odd laugh.

Also guaranteed laughs at the closing stages of a strip tease ;)

"You ever have the spatula treatment?" (I may be a few words off)

Bill Murray "Stripes"

" I'll be yoh huckleberry."