Ash: You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and ****. And Jack just left town. -Army of Darkness

The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even ****ing Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the **** are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're ****ing Polish Catholic--
Walter Sobchak: What the **** are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah--
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five ****ing years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her ****ing dog. Going to her ****ing synagogue. You're living in the ****ing past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax-- YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE ****ING PAST! -The Big Lebowski

Ryan: "Everything we need is in my pants." -Wrongfully Accused

Richard: Did I hear a "niner" in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?
Tommy: It was cordless.


Tommy: You know, you can get a good look at a butcher's ass by shoving your head up it but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?

Richard: Housekeeping.
Tommy: No thank you, I'm sleeping.
Richard:Housekeeping!
Tommy: Could you cum back in an hour?
Richard:Housekeeping you want towel?
Tommy:No towels need sleepy
Richard: House keeping you want me for pillow?
Tommy: Please go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Richard: Housekeeping, you want me to jerk you off?
Tommy: What kinda hotel is this?

-Tommy Boy

I'm a crushing your head!!

Kids in the hall..

Yup, LMAO, I still love that episode!!

This is the end all, be all movie quote for me.

Well, I believe in the soul, the c0ck, the pu$$y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core p0rnography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Crash Davis (Kevin Costner)
Bull Durham

V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom, might I ask, am I speaking with?
Evey Hammond: I'm Evey.
V: Evey? E-V. Of course you are.
Evey Hammond: What does that mean?
V: It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.

I WANT MY CIGARETTES NURSE RATCHED, NOT HIS, OR HIS, MINE!- one who flew over the cukoos nest

The man is in the window, the man is in the window. -easy rider

Who are the grateful dead and why do they keep following me? The grateful dead movie

Do it, Do it- Starsky and Hutch

What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for 400,000- wavy gravy at woodstock

(note not sure if all neccessarily exact quotes)

"If I was half the man I was years ago, I take a flame thrower to this place!"

lady contestant: I'll take the box!
game host: show us what's in the box! ... NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! STUPID! your so STUPID!

"I always give you some version of the truth"

"San Diego...which means a whales vagina"
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drug dealer: where you from?
mr. nice guy: I be from Jamaica mon.
drug dealer: what part of Jamaica?
mr. nice guy: the part right near the beach.
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"WHAT ABOUT YOUR FREEDOM?!!"

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?""

"Terrified. Mortfied. Petrified. Stupified byyyy you!"

"there is no spoon"

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officer: how fast do you think you were going?
stoned kid: 65?
officer: 63!
stoned kid: but officer isn't the speed limit 65?
officer: yeah...it is.
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2nd high kid: i'm freaking out man!
another officer: you ARE freaking out...MAN!
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"First rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.
The second rule is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
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There so many lines from movies to pick I better just stop here..
but PLEASE KNOW I did NOT forget My Cousin Vinny, the problem is I would have to quote at least half that movie.

"Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from."

"Here's Johnny!"

Jack Nicholson
The Shining

Don't overcook the steak. It defeats it's own purpose.

"You can do it!" Happy Gilmore productions...cracks me up in every movie they do it in!

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

No, no, no, no more - James Bond, GoldenEye

"I wake up in the morning and piss excellence!" Ricky Bobby

It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

Someone's gotta go back and get a ****load of dimes.

Your a lyin asshole...which makes you an asshole's asshole.