Lets here it...


I fell out of a pine tree... ripped my finger half of(5)
pulled coffee maker on me( full of coffee) 2 degree burns
2 black eyes playing hockey with my brother( ouch!)
broken arm (tree house fall).. nothing to bad
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Broke an ankle playing basketball.

Other than that, I was very lucky considering some of the stupid stuff I did. lol

of road bmxing took the handlebars to the ribs..
8 staples to the head after being hit w/a hockey puck. so not my fault

Fell out of a tree onto a cut v shaped branch impaled my thigh and had to get over 600 stitches at the age of 8. I used to joke and say i had A seconds butt hole.

In first grade dumped Sauerkraut onto my stomach had 2nd degree burn. Wont touch the stuff since.

Attacked by a german shepard at 2 had over 200 stiches, it was pretty bad..

The hockey pucks from hell hurt!!!!

i used to crawl into people's laps a lot when i was a kid, so much so that people ceased to realise when i did after a while. one day i crawled into my sister's lap and when she smelled food burning on the stove, her first instinct was to rush up immediately, not realising i was in her lap. i flew across the room and hit my face into the fairly sharp corner of a table... about an inch above my eye i was bleeding and my older sister freaked out and was panicking ( i couldn't see what the fuss was about) my mother was called from work and i was rushed to the nearby clinic. just a smidgeon lower and i could've lost my eye

fun times

i have a tiny, almost invisible scar in my eyebrow as a reminder.

mmm...have to be when i tore my hamstring. um, worse than breaking bones, by far.

Walked along a loose rock fence...fell face first onto the sharp edge of a rock where a spike caught me in the middle of the lower jaw...just below my front teeth.....my head was pinned to a rock for about 1/3 an hour.

But, it was the adult injuries that still mess with me.

picking the switch off of the tree that i was to be wooped with..
that is sad..

skateboardind...did a trick called a sex change and the board hit me in the groin ripping open my sac

guessing there was a reason for the name?

Road rash on the backs of my calves, thighs, back and elbows when I was 6 after a motorcycle accident with my Grandfather(he almost died). I've never in my life seen such thick nasty massive scabs. I still have many scars.


I broke my arm in a gymnastics class when I was 8.


Lost the tip of my right index finger in an unfortunate meat grinder accident at 15.

OUCH

yep, good guess

oh i forgot the pasture parties as a teenager
rode a horse bareback and passed out..fell of into the hay
yea...for hay...

Hmm... Moped meets skateboard, body flies over handle bars, chin plants on the asphalt. Chin opened up to bone and took over 200 stitches (plastic surgeon) in layers inside and out of chin, 10 stitches on the inside of the bottom lip (after they dug out all the pebbles), 4 stitches on the gash on my nose, scrapes on both arms from wrists to elbows, concussion, severely sprained wrist, shoulder, knee and ankle.

Amazingly no bones broken. And the doc said it was the first time in his life he could honestly say that if I HAD been wearing a helmet, it would have killed me. Because of the way I landed, if I had been wearing a helmet, it would have snapped my neck.

One of the few times in my life that not listening to my parents worked out!

Sister pushed me down wooden steps. Needed 50 stitches. age 3

Sister pushed me down wooden steps. Needed 80 stitches. age 4

Broke my left leg doing bike tricks. age 7

Playing kick the can with High-C can with lid still on. Took can to top of head. 60 stitches. age 8 or so

Broke my right leg riding motorcycle. age 14

Playing catcher in baseball game. Batter took my face mask off when he swung. Oh, and my nose, too. age 14

Almost broke my back riding motorcycle - spent summer in back brace. age 15

Cut thumb to the bone. age 16

Shot in foot in downtown Chicago. age 17