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His "bag" of what? 
 hehehehe.
Just go buy a new one an put it on, an tell him what happen Im sure he will understand an be very pleased that you took the time to replace it. 
Ok sure... You got $40.00? just mow his lawn 40.00 dollers worth |
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Well I can help you out, but it's going to require a garden hose, a flatbed truck...and you'll have to remove your pants. this I got to see, maybe sell popcorn and tickets ?. Make enough for R&R to get the bag? |
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Ok...now back the truck up for a second. How on earth did you manage to mow over the lawnmower back in the first place? Where you just not paying attention or are you blonde? Just wondering because that could make a big difference when chosing the proper alibi. Im not blonde..(damn, that would have totally given me a reason for such a f*ck up!). 
I was paying attenion, to my dog, and my martini... Oops...did I say martini.... oh chit.... BUSTED!!! 
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Edited by
fullmoonfairy
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Thu 03/05/09 02:34 PM
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Ok...now back the truck up for a second. How on earth did you manage to mow over the lawnmower back in the first place? Where you just not paying attention or are you blonde? Just wondering because that could make a big difference when chosing the proper alibi. Im not blonde..(damn, that would have totally given me a reason for such a f*ck up!).
I was paying attenion, to my dog, and my martini... Oops...did I say martini.... oh chit.... BUSTED!!!
Don't worry...your secret is safe with us. Just be sure to stick with "I only had a couple..." and you'll be fine.
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Hey kids...
do not attempt to mow the lawn at home on martinis... 
you may lose a good bag in the process. But than again... if you have enough of them... you just might not care.heehee.
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His "bag" of what?
hehehehe.
Just go buy a new one an put it on, an tell him what happen Im sure he will understand an be very pleased that you took the time to replace it.
Ok sure... You got $40.00? 
Not even walmart? |
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Ok...now back the truck up for a second. How on earth did you manage to mow over the lawnmower back in the first place? Where you just not paying attention or are you blonde? Just wondering because that could make a big difference when chosing the proper alibi. Im not blonde..(damn, that would have totally given me a reason for such a f*ck up!).
I was paying attenion, to my dog, and my martini... Oops...did I say martini.... oh chit.... BUSTED!!!
Don't worry...your secret is safe with us. Just be sure to stick with "I only had a couple..." and you'll be fine.
Ok...got it... luv2roknroll<<<<with her fingers crossed behind her back.... "Yes, I was drinking martinis. But I only had a couple". |
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Edited by
Alzeimer
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Thu 03/05/09 02:52 PM
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Very low cut blouse, tight short pants, wavy hair and a sexy look while your telling him the news should make him hear nothing of your words this way your off the hook since you told him.
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Just tell him it's better for the enviorment to leave the clippings on the lawn. And when he asks you about the bag say "oh, (with your best inocent cutie pie face on) I left it over there, well what do ya know, somebody must have swiped it, geez what kind of neighborhood did you have me house sitting in?"
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If you look as good out of those pants as in, I amsure with the kitty pose there will not be a problem!!!!! he he
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Just tell him it's better for the enviorment to leave the clippings on the lawn. And when he asks you about the bag say "oh, (with your best inocent cutie pie face on) I left it over there, well what do ya know, somebody must have swiped it, geez what kind of neighborhood did you have me house sitting in?" Right on Mowtown... thats it!!!! 
Stolen bag!!! Lovvvvve it! 
Give that man a prize!
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If you look as good out of those pants as in, I amsure with the kitty pose there will not be a problem!!!!! he he
Hey... Whadda ya think??? 
That im gonna get naked for a lawn mower bag???? No wayyyyyyyyyy!!!
Now throw in a "happy meal"... and we're talken! 
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Tell him my doll did it!!!!
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Holy crap berta, I'm glad I didn't let you watch the recording studio. Shudders with relief.
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Tell him my doll did it!!!!
If your doll has teeth and nails enough to destroy a lawnmower bag Mikey  ..
you need to step away from the doll... immeditately! Shes vicious! 
Im thinkin your hand would be much safer.
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Honey? I spilled my martini on your 48 channel mixing board and it exploded. Can you forgive me? Longhairbiker passes out. Thud!
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Holy crap berta, I'm glad I didn't let you watch the recording studio. Shudders with relief. Recording studios I can handle... its the landscaping chit I have trouble with. The worst I could have done in there was record some "Yoko Ono" sounding chit. OMG, on second thought ...
keep me away from the recording studio also!
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Honey? I spilled my martini on your 48 channel mixing board and it exploded. Can you forgive me? Longhairbiker passes out. Thud! But your forgetting longhair.. I would be striking the "kitty pose"  when I told you.
Which would make it all good.... right??? heehee.
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And when I ran to get the fire extinguisher baby, I slipped and knocked your les paul, your jazz bass, and your taylor acoustic over and they all broke. Thud! Biker passes out again.
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I'm doing a great job of scaring the sh!t outta myself right now. I've never let a "Bull in a china shop" in my studio. Many have been refused entry to my front door. Definitely no rough housing or small children at my home. And no lawn to mow!
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