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Topic: OOOOOO...IM IN TROUBLE!!!!
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 03/05/09 03:27 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 03/05/09 03:31 PM
And when I ran to get the fire extinguisher baby, I slipped and knocked your les paul, your jazz bass, and your taylor acoustic over and they all broke. Thud! Biker passes out again. OMG give me more credit than that! I would always save the guitars at any cost... even my pride. Than I would just write a hit single about it... I blew up Longhairs mixing board, but I saved the guitars. Oh yeah, I saved the guitars. Ohhhhhhhhhh, I blew up Longhairs mixing board, but baby, I saved the guitars, yeah, I saved the guitars. And when I blew up Longhairs mixing board, I blew him too, until he was hard, oh yeah, until he was hard. And he forgave me baby!!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhh yeah!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 03/05/09 03:30 PM
I hear ya! I'm jokin. Hmmmmm. Mulched lawn mower bag. Let's see......I'm from wisconsin. I'd fix it with duct tape, bubble gum, and baling wire, then give it a couple shots of paint....good as new. Should see my snowblower. Took me all damn day to chew that gum. Work of art.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 03/05/09 03:33 PM
I hear ya! I'm jokin. Hmmmmm. Mulched lawn mower bag. Let's see......I'm from wisconsin. I'd fix it with duct tape, bubble gum, and baling wire, then give it a couple shots of paint....good as new. Should see my snowblower. Took me all damn day to chew that gum. Work of art. Dont trip... That singles gonna sell millions! And you and me... we'll be sitting on a beach in Cabo laughing!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 03/05/09 03:33 PM
If my dumbass neighbors chihuahua wouldn't have got in the way when I was snowblowin the driveway I wouldn't have had to fix that snowblower in the first place.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 03/05/09 03:35 PM
Aye chihuahua!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 03/05/09 03:37 PM
If my dumbass neighbors chihuahua wouldn't have got in the way when I was snowblowin the driveway I wouldn't have had to fix that snowblower in the first place. Dog killer!!!!!!!!! LOL...JK. Its probably the sweater he was wearing that f*cked up the snowblower...huh???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 03/05/09 03:39 PM
Neighbors moved after I painted teeth on the opening of my snoblower and "Here Sparky!!!" down the sides. I thought it was funny.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 03/05/09 03:43 PM
If my dumbass neighbors chihuahua wouldn't have got in the way when I was snowblowin the driveway I wouldn't have had to fix that snowblower in the first place. Dog killer!!!!!!!!! LOL...JK. Its probably the sweater he was wearing that f*cked up the snowblower...huh??? ...yup! It got caught in the hydrostatic chain drive. Oh well. No more dog turds in my yard. They were everywhere. What the hell? Do all chihuahuas poop that much? Gotta be the most poopinist dog breed in the world!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 03/05/09 03:45 PM
Aye chihuahua bombs!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 03/05/09 03:50 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 03/05/09 03:51 PM
Aye chihuahua bombs! Not enough meat on the b!tches to eat em ... so yeah... snowblow them suckas! Asta la vista Pedro!