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Im housesitting for a friend of mine...
and decieded I would do something really nice for him while he was gone... 
so I mowed his lawn. 
One small problem.... I accidently mowed over his bag, and desroyed it!!  
What should I tell him?? 
Ninjas sliced it up??? 
A wild pack of birds pecked holes in it???
Whats your idea?? |
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His "bag" of what?
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His "bag" of what?
 hehehehe.
Just go buy a new one an put it on, an tell him what happen Im sure he will understand an be very pleased that you took the time to replace it.
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His "bag" of what?
The lawnmower bag... you silly, sexy, vixen you!! |
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His "bag" of what?
hehehehe.
Just go buy a new one an put it on, an tell him what happen Im sure he will understand an be very pleased that you took the time to replace it.
Ok sure... You got $40.00? |
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His "bag" of what?
The lawnmower bag... you silly, sexy, vixen you!! *grin* Just makin' sure, Baby...Could've been like Cheech & Chong's "labrador" bag incident...
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His "bag" of what?
hehehehe.
Just go buy a new one an put it on, an tell him what happen Im sure he will understand an be very pleased that you took the time to replace it.
Ok sure... You got $40.00? 
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Edited by
Dan99
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Thu 03/05/09 02:20 PM
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Trash the place and get naked, and then tell him the house was burgled and that you got molested.
And that after they mowed the lawn to make up for the damage. |
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Edited by
fullmoonfairy
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Thu 03/05/09 02:19 PM
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I'd say tell him the truth...and then start crying. Men love that!
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Trash the place and get naked, and then tell him the house was burgled and that you got molested. BRILLIANT DAN!!!!! 
YOU ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
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When you said "bag", I thought the guy was laying down on a towel on his lawn nude, tanning or something, and that he became unconscious when you mowed over his "bag"........
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Well I can help you out, but it's going to require a garden hose, a flatbed truck...and you'll have to remove your pants.
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The truth works, but give it to him in 'good news' 'bad news format'.
"I meant to do something to show you my appreciation, and well, the lawn's mowed. The lawnmowever bag, however, is now a part of the lawn." Then, add a cute kitty pose, and say, "I'm sorry" |
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When you said "bag", I thought the guy was laying down on a towel on his lawn nude, tanning or something, and that he became unconscious when you mowed over his "bag"........ OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!!! Than I would be sued for reconstructive surgery!!! 
You just made this sound really petty now... Thanks Pete!
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T bag?
Its t bag time...is that what you said? |
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Im housesitting for a friend of mine... and decieded I would do something really nice for him while he was gone...
so I mowed his lawn.
One small problem.... I accidently mowed over his bag, and desroyed it!!
What should I tell him??
Ninjas sliced it up???
A wild pack of birds pecked holes in it???
Whats your idea??  Tell him a dog ate it or something
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Well I can help you out, but it's going to require a garden hose, a flatbed truck...and you'll have to remove your pants. Garden hose....check!
Pants removed....check! (And I feel so freeeeeeeeeeeeee...heehee)
Hey... Whos got a flatbed? |
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Ok...now back the truck up for a second. How on earth did you manage to mow over the lawnmower back in the first place? Where you just not paying attention or are you blonde?
Just wondering because that could make a big difference when chosing the proper alibi. |
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Hon, it got composted, its good for the lawn.
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The truth works, but give it to him in 'good news' 'bad news format'. "I meant to do something to show you my appreciation, and well, the lawn's mowed. The lawnmowever bag, however, is now a part of the lawn." Then, add a cute kitty pose, and say, "I'm sorry" luv2roknroll<<<<<striking her best "kitty pose"... Hey dude... The good news is your grass is cut.
The bad news is your gonna need a new lawnmower bag.
But hey... Isnt my "kitty pose" just so damn cute, that you wanna forgive me??? 
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