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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 23
moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Tue 02/24/09 11:59 PM
<-------posing with cat food and beans. I dont really want to eat them but I wanna "pose" them!!! That's because Gypsy's a poser! AND a hoser!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 02/24/09 11:59 PM
Alex, I'll take cat food, mayo, mustard, chopped celery and tuna salad for 100.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 02/25/09 12:00 AM
A bean poser. At least it's original. beans and cat food always make men horny!!!

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Wed 02/25/09 12:00 AM
That's because Gypsy's a poser! AND a hoser! eh? There, fixed it for you. Thank me later.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 02/25/09 12:00 AM
Alex, I'll take cat food, mayo, mustard, chopped celery and tuna salad for 100. What is a cat food sandwich???

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Wed 02/25/09 12:01 AM
A bean poser. At least it's original. beans and cat food always make men horny!!! Well you know any guy loves to feed the *****.

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 02/25/09 12:03 AM
A bean poser. At least it's original. beans and cat food always make men horny!!! Well you know any guy loves to feed the *****. crack the can open just a little bit and they come a running all purry and rubby and drooling like...

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 02/25/09 12:03 AM
IM TRYING TO EAT!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 02/25/09 12:05 AM
Diet choke sucks!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 02/25/09 12:06 AM
Diet choke sucks!!! Says the guy "posing" with a guitar!!!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 02/25/09 12:06 AM
IM TRYING TO EAT!!! it is obvious you are hungry. here have some more diet coke with that!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 02/25/09 12:09 AM
Dear Diary, I smell email!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 02/25/09 12:09 AM
Im done eating.........oh wait!!!! I found some philipino peanuts I bought at a flip store.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 02/25/09 12:10 AM
Dear Diary, I smell email! I smell my lovely lovely socks.......

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 02/25/09 12:13 AM
Dear Diary, I smell email! I smell my lovely lovely socks....... holds nose, tosses lysol

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 02/25/09 12:13 AM
It wasn't the taste that made me puke. It was the ingestion of so much rat poison sodium saccarin syrup all at once. It was like drinking ipecac. My stomach immediately rejected it with a roar. Projectile burger king. F*ck diet choke.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 02/25/09 12:15 AM
Huuuuuurrrrrrlllll!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 02/25/09 12:16 AM
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more rat poisen for me!!!!

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Wed 02/25/09 12:16 AM
It wasn't the taste that made me puke. It was the ingestion of so much rat poison sodium saccarin syrup all at once. It was like drinking ipecac. My stomach immediately rejected it with a roar. Projectile burger king. F*ck diet choke. Diet coke tastes like someone took some guitar picks, powderized them, and put the resulting stuff in a coke can. Totally nasty stuff.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 02/25/09 12:18 AM
You will all grow gigantuous asses!!!!