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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 23 | |
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I went to burger king friday and ordered a couple hamburgers and a coke. I wolfed down a burger and took a big drink of what I thought was a coke and puked all over my truck. Yeah diet coke. And worse? No water or carbonation. Cup of diet coke syrup. I freaking come unglued. The manager of said burger king apologized and mailed me a mountain of free food certificates. I will never drink a diet sh!t coke again. Vomit. Vomit. Vomit.
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Dear diary..........
Ive decided to keep them guessing with Oil of Olay!!! 
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Please don't. You'll bore the whole town to death.
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I went to burger king friday and ordered a couple hamburgers and a coke. I wolfed down a burger and took a big drink of what I thought was a coke and puked all over my truck. Yeah diet coke. And worse? No water or carbonation. Cup of diet coke syrup. I freaking come unglued. The manager of said burger king apologized and mailed me a mountain of free food certificates. I will never drink a diet sh!t coke again. Vomit. Vomit. Vomit. |
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I went to burger king friday and ordered a couple hamburgers and a coke. I wolfed down a burger and took a big drink of what I thought was a coke and puked all over my truck. Yeah diet coke. And worse? No water or carbonation. Cup of diet coke syrup. I freaking come unglued. The manager of said burger king apologized and mailed me a mountain of free food certificates. I will never drink a diet sh!t coke again. Vomit. Vomit. Vomit.  Get in your box!!!
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Dear diary.......... Ive decided to keep them guessing with Oil of Olay!!!
We've secretly switched out her Oil of Olay with regular vegetable oil. Let's see if she notices...
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Dear Diary;
I've had a horrible day. Worked my ass off at work, and every machine i used would fall apart or run out of power FOR NO REASON. On top of that my gf (i think shes still my gf?) is all emotional about something but she won't tell me and she gets mad if i try to guess. On top of that its six years ago today that my grandmother died (she was my best friend, and nobody will take her place). I'm just ready to call it a night and goto bed O_O |
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I think diet anything pretty much stirs up the automatic yak reflex. Unless you're dieting. Then the yak reflex is normal anyway.
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Aspartame is an awesome ant killer
I like my SUGARRRRRRRRrr 
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rebel rebel
whats on your dress rebel rebel your face is a mess rebel rebel how could they know hot tramp!! I love you so!! 
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Aspartame is an awesome ant killer
I like my SUGARRRRRRRRrr
And it'll dissolve holes in your brain!!! 
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Edited by
wiley
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Tue 02/24/09 11:45 PM
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Cool fun fact of the day. Binaca breath spray contains butane. That's right. Every time you spray Binaca in your mouth, you're spraying your mouth with jet fuel. That just screams awesome.
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Dear Diary; I've had a horrible day. Worked my ass off at work, and every machine i used would fall apart or run out of power FOR NO REASON. On top of that my gf (i think shes still my gf?) is all emotional about something but she won't tell me and she gets mad if i try to guess. On top of that its six years ago today that my grandmother died (she was my best friend, and nobody will take her place). I'm just ready to call it a night and goto bed O_O 
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sugar doesnt pass through your brain mang
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I think diet anything pretty much stirs up the automatic yak reflex. Unless you're dieting. Then the yak reflex is normal anyway.
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Dear Diary; I've had a horrible day. Worked my ass off at work, and every machine i used would fall apart or run out of power FOR NO REASON. On top of that my gf (i think shes still my gf?) is all emotional about something but she won't tell me and she gets mad if i try to guess. On top of that its six years ago today that my grandmother died (she was my best friend, and nobody will take her place). I'm just ready to call it a night and goto bed O_O
Just replace "satan" with "Gypsy", and it'll be much more accurate.
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I think diet anything pretty much stirs up the automatic yak reflex. Unless you're dieting. Then the yak reflex is normal anyway.
Diet pop is worse than the normal stuff. Not for the sugar, but for other stuff. It's even bad for your teeth. |
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or aspartame  
oh no my brain
malfunction <<--- some one pull my string
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dear diary,,,,,,,,,,,who is hungry????
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