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No it is that picture. You are very sexy especially with your fingers up your nose. That was gonna be my guess... |
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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? Dan doesnt have a Ferrari in his garage. What is worse than finding a dead maggot in your apple? Being raped. |
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Well your safe with me dan I DON'T Like Ya Not even a lil bit Yes you do, because God said thou shalt like the skinny ones and make fun of all the fatties. I know but also I am human and a sinner so yea hate ya Because your just an attention whore Im not just an attention whore. I am many other things! Well I could give you an alphabetical list if you would like... I would love that! Go for it. Ass butt winkle cad easy fag gay hose monster Idiot jerk kinky as hell looser Ahhhh dang dan I just can't do it......If you didn't go through the deal where we thought we might loose you I soooooo could.... 
But if you really want me to get past it and carry on with the list just let me know. |
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Dang...you guys are mangling that weak "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt" reference.... Okay Dan.... I will try to make you feel abit more picked on and down trodden... Buckle up skippy...here we go.... 
Thanks Krupa but i already tell loads of gay jokes about myself, i need much much worse than that. How are your pedo jokes? they might do it. How about this one..What is the best thing about shagging twenty six year olds? ..There are twenty of them. Sick i know, but only the sickest of sick jokes are gonna make me feel hated, if you can twist them to be about me. ok hows this me and dan were driving along one day and i saw this sheep with its head stuck in the fence i said i would like a peice of that dan said can i try i said sure go ahead so he gets out and goes and sticks his head in the fence 
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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? Dan doesnt have a Ferrari in his garage. What is worse than finding a dead maggot in your apple? Being raped. 
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I think it's an illusion dan.
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I think it's because we know we'll be seeing you....
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Okay, I don't know you, but I will dislike you just because!!! You are sooooo disliked. I'm soooo sorry I can't hate, damit!!! I tried!!! Where's the love??? Love child....oops sorry train of thought thing
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