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Leave me alone you LIKERS! Lykerz B Pykerz, dog. |
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Well your safe with me dan
I DON'T Like Ya Not even a lil bit |
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Alright...alright...I will hate on you for a little bit to level the fields with the plush ones..... If you ain't from Texas, you ain't sh*t (I swear it is our state motto) Is that better? Now, can I go back to being friends with the Cockney, Limey bint hound? Hate me for longer dammit! See, even when people try to hate me, they cant hate me for very long. I blame the media. |
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Well your safe with me dan I DON'T Like Ya Not even a lil bit Yes you do, because God said thou shalt like the skinny ones and make fun of all the fatties. |
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Why do people like me? Im fed up with it. Is it because i am skinny?  Becuz u r sorta handsome and have a charming sense of humor
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Well your safe with me dan I DON'T Like Ya Not even a lil bit Yes you do, because God said thou shalt like the skinny ones and make fun of all the fatties. I know but also I am human and a sinner so yea hate ya Because your just an attention whore |
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Why do people like me? Im fed up with it. Is it because i am skinny? Becuz u r sorta handsome and have a charming sense of humor
Sorta handsome?! Bastard. |
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Well your safe with me dan I DON'T Like Ya Not even a lil bit Yes you do, because God said thou shalt like the skinny ones and make fun of all the fatties. I know but also I am human and a sinner so yea hate ya Because your just an attention whore Im not just an attention whore. I am many other things! |
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Maybe 'cause you're FUNNY
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Maybe 'cause you're FUNNY I am not a homosexual! |
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Why do people like me? Im fed up with it. Is it because i am skinny? Becuz u r sorta handsome and have a charming sense of humor
Sorta handsome?! Bastard.  
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Maybe 'cause you're FUNNY I am not a homosexual! What's the name of that river in Egypt?.. Oh, that's it: DE NILE 
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Maybe 'cause you're FUNNY I am not a homosexual! What's the name of that river in Egypt?.. Oh, that's it: DE NILE
Oh sweetie!! I just LOVE that river! especially the bit around the suez cANAL. |
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Edited by
luv2knowya
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Wed 02/18/09 06:59 PM
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Maybe 'cause you're FUNNY I am not a homosexual! What's the name of that river in Egypt?.. Oh, that's it: DE NILE
Oh sweetie!! I just LOVE that river! especially the bit around the suez cANAL. 
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Dang...you guys are mangling that weak "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt" reference....
Okay Dan.... I will try to make you feel abit more picked on and down trodden... Buckle up skippy...here we go.... 
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Well your safe with me dan I DON'T Like Ya Not even a lil bit Yes you do, because God said thou shalt like the skinny ones and make fun of all the fatties. I know but also I am human and a sinner so yea hate ya Because your just an attention whore Im not just an attention whore. I am many other things! Well I could give you an alphabetical list if you would like... |
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Dang...you guys are mangling that weak "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt" reference.... Okay Dan.... I will try to make you feel abit more picked on and down trodden... Buckle up skippy...here we go....
Now that is the Dan and the Sunshine Band if I ever saw it. |
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Well your safe with me dan I DON'T Like Ya Not even a lil bit Yes you do, because God said thou shalt like the skinny ones and make fun of all the fatties. I know but also I am human and a sinner so yea hate ya Because your just an attention whore Im not just an attention whore. I am many other things! Well I could give you an alphabetical list if you would like... I would love that! Go for it. |
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Dang...you guys are mangling that weak "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt" reference.... Okay Dan.... I will try to make you feel abit more picked on and down trodden... Buckle up skippy...here we go....
Thanks Krupa but i already tell loads of gay jokes about myself, i need much much worse than that. How are your pedo jokes? they might do it. How about this one..What is the best thing about shagging twenty six year olds? ..There are twenty of them. Sick i know, but only the sickest of sick jokes are gonna make me feel hated, if you can twist them to be about me. |
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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
Dan doesnt have a Ferrari in his garage. |
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