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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME - part 2 | |
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and you got the clap
I put in a shot of peniscillin |
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I got a cure futher down the road
I put in a set of ink cartridges for your printer |
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and out pops a picture of .....ME....
I put in my old harley boots...... |
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Got em resoled for you and gave em back to ya.
Now ya don`t have to break in a new pair. 
I put in a Easy Riders 2009 calendar |
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and ya get back a hustlers nude models of the year.......
I put in 2003 playboy issue with home depot girls......... |
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 I had to go take a cold shower
I put in the Sports Illustrated 2009 swimsuit issue |
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and ya got to look at my album of pictures of all the events I went to...............................
I put in a pic of my old indian..................... |
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My dad had a Indian back in the day.
A buddy of mine came over to my dad`s house one time on his chopper. He asked pop to pose on the chopper for a picture. My dad was 68 years old at the time. My dad kicked it over and went for a ride. My buddy about crapped himself. I was laughing my azz off. Pop looked good on it too. and I got the movie The Fastest Indian. I put in a keg of beer. 
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and we drink it while we look at my pic's
good movie.........I put in hog's wild.......... |
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We laughed our azzez off.
I put in The world`s Fastest Indian |
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and I go get the popcorn................
I put in my ex-wifes phone number............... |
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and I get the scoop on you
I put in a root beer float |
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And get a creamy, foamy moustache
I put in a washer tied to my finger |
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and I decided to fix the leaky faucet
I put in the movie King Kong |
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We had a King Kong marathon watching all 3 different versions.
I put in some mushroom, bacon, cheesburgers |
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and out popped a coupon for Carl's JR
I put in a 007 Secret Agent Handbook |
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and I became your Bond Girl
I put in a steamy hot tub. |
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and I got all pruned up!
I put in some Caster oil! |
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And certain parts got loosened up.
I put in a bottle of pepto bismol |
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and I got auditted by the IRS!
I put in a suicide note... |
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