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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME - part 2 | |
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and you got a bill from your lawer for a quarter mill......
I put in a old can of bolts....... |
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And I found my old nuts mixed in with the bolts
 I gotta be careful how I joke around
I put in a one pound container of cashews |
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and out came a Banana Split with nut toppings
I put in a pen that just ran out of ink |
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I took out the ink tube and made a spitball shooter out of the plastic tube.
I put in my Tuesday junk mail |
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I found a deal.
I put in a slinky. |
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I replaced the Slinky my cats attacked!
I put in a Barry Goldwater '64 campaign button |
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And I found AUH2O...
One of the best political themes I ever saw. I was 12 when he ran against LBJ. I put in a Rock & Roll encyclopedia |
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...and nothing came out.
I put on the vending machine an "Out of Order" sign. |
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I cleaned the machine out. The buttons worked without money. Way kewl.
now I might get branded as a thief along with my other titles from the first page
I put in a copy machine |
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and I printed pix of donkeys and mules!
I put in a trampoline... |
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And I hired a lawyer to sue over the injuries sustained when the trampoline caused severe bodily injury...
I put in a Cinnabon and hot cup of coffee |
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I`m in 7th heaven....Yummo
I put in a pecan roll from Mary Ann`s doughnuts |
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and out came Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island
I put in an old hub cap from a 1965 Cadillac |
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And ya get back a bumper from an old willys.
I put in an old newspaper from raras outside toilet.......... |
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and it got set on fire
I put in a Nicolas Cage |
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and ya get back eleanor..........
I put in a steering wheel spinner knob |
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and I lost control.
I put in Marilyn Monroe. |
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and you lost your head......
I put in a pair of jeans |
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I cut them off & made shorts.
I put in a country road. |
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and ended up in Mayberry
I put in a lot of Viagra |
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