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Topic: I'm drunk.Ask me anything...
MsCarmen Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 6282	Sat 02/14/09 09:50 PM
heyyy i am drrunk and babies come from a vagina....an sperm meets an egg and it attachs to the wall ......then a baby is there....from the vag .......fyi noone has got a handjob in cargo pants since nam Dammit, I knew there was something wrong with me cause mine didn't come from there.

TenTigers Joined Thu 02/05/09 Posts: 165	Sat 02/14/09 09:50 PM
heyyy i am drrunk and babies come from a vagina....an sperm meets an egg and it attachs to the wall ......then a baby is there....from the vag .......fyi noone has got a handjob in cargo pants since nam Babies come from your anus. Quit being so loose. So says the drunken Car Fairy...

TenTigers Joined Thu 02/05/09 Posts: 165	Sat 02/14/09 09:52 PM
heyyy i am drrunk and babies come from a vagina....an sperm meets an egg and it attachs to the wall ......then a baby is there....from the vag .......fyi noone has got a handjob in cargo pants since nam Dammit, I knew there was something wrong with me cause mine didn't come from there. Butt-children need love too...

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Sat 02/14/09 09:57 PM
the cabbage patch Good one.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Sat 02/14/09 09:58 PM
If some flogs are maggles and most mungles are flogs does that make all maggles mungles? That's difficult to say.

Roco Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 1165	Sat 02/14/09 10:00 PM
What is power? and how do you get it? roco

cKy2k Joined Fri 02/13/09 Posts: 168	Sat 02/14/09 10:03 PM
why wont anyone pet my poopie?

Urg04es Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 1411	Sat 02/14/09 10:04 PM
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

MickyG Joined Sat 02/07/09 Posts: 791	Sat 02/14/09 10:10 PM
I could myself so wrong as to relation of such is that I may be on the wrong post because I dont pay attention but ifin I could I would have to it is all summed well enough in the understanding of that which we cannot understand therefore my question is WTF am I trying to say anyway?

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 02/14/09 10:14 PM
If some flogs are maggles and most mungles are flogs does that make all maggles mungles? That's difficult to say.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Sat 02/14/09 10:35 PM
If some flogs are maggles and most mungles are flogs does that make all maggles mungles? That's difficult to say.

TenTigers Joined Thu 02/05/09 Posts: 165	Sun 02/15/09 03:18 PM
Holy halibut am I hung over... I completely forgot I made this thread. Good times.

buttons Joined Mon 11/06/06 Posts: 25783	Sun 02/15/09 03:22 PM
Werd... what does this word mean?

trsmith22 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 5959	Sun 02/15/09 03:25 PM
im hammered too. When did u start shaving ur head? When I learned my hair sucks and I have a white-man's afro. This is NOT attractive. I know this by experience. baldness is attractive in some cases

TenTigers Joined Thu 02/05/09 Posts: 165	Sun 02/15/09 03:26 PM
Werd... what does this word mean? While I am no longer drunk I guess I can still take questions... Werd is an intentional mispelling of "word" and is used as a generic slang for "I agree" "definately" or "true". "Man, that's a badass car..." "Werd."

GLG2009 Joined Wed 01/07/09 Posts: 7238	Sun 02/15/09 03:26 PM
Werd... what does this word mean? I was wondering the same thing

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sun 02/15/09 03:27 PM
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds ?

TenTigers Joined Thu 02/05/09 Posts: 165	Sun 02/15/09 03:28 PM
im hammered too. When did u start shaving ur head? When I learned my hair sucks and I have a white-man's afro. This is NOT attractive. I know this by experience. baldness is attractive in some cases Well it usually just gets me mistaken for a skin-head. I prefer it to the alternative though...

PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Sun 02/15/09 03:30 PM
Holy halibut am I hung over... I completely forgot I made this thread. Good times. Only fair. You broke my heart not being my car fairy.

prisoner Joined Tue 01/06/09 Posts: 5129	Sun 02/15/09 03:32 PM
i remember my first beer be seeing you