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Topic: Ask me anything.
scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 11:10 AM
why is it , that i got to bed and wake up in a tent every mornin.? Probably because you're an alcoholic.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 02/04/09 11:12 AM
Do you know where to find the magical unicorn mayonnaise???

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 11:14 AM
Do you know where to find the magical unicorn mayonnaise??? Check the Magical Unicorns refridgerator. It's behind the Magical Unicorn Ketchup.

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 11:17 AM
Who put the doo-wah-diddy in the doo-wah-diddy-doo-wah? Sure hope they don't take it out ... The only person who knows the answer to that is dead. His name was James Brown and he took that secret to his grave.

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 11:21 AM
Do you ever wonder why horses and cows dont do the nasty and make a morse or even a how??? Mine did! We had a chow... what about a cog or even a dat??? Actually scientists bred a man with an ant. They call him Mant.

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 03:06 PM
O.K.....who's next?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 03:10 PM
Don't be afraid. I assure you I am a completely un-trained professional.

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Wed 02/04/09 03:11 PM
Are you............... Ready?????????????????

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 03:14 PM
Got some coffee and a half a pack of Marlboro's, and I'm wearing thermal undies. I'm as ready as I can possibly be. Just not sure what I'm ready for.

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Wed 02/04/09 03:17 PM
oh, soooooo sorry, I hope I didnt worry you...... I'm not here for Scorpio..... I misread....hehe....silly me..... I came for ....Serpico......

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 03:19 PM
oh, soooooo sorry, I hope I didnt worry you...... I'm not here for Scorpio..... I misread....hehe....silly me..... I came for ....Serpico...... Yea...well...it's still gonna' cost you.

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Wed 02/04/09 03:21 PM
ah......but what is the cost..... of one..... that is lost.... already?????????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 02/04/09 03:21 PM
wHY IS Clifford a big red dog????

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 03:23 PM
ah......but what is the cost..... of one..... that is lost.... already????????? Well...in this case it's a $10 co-pay....$100 if you don't have insurance.

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Wed 02/04/09 03:24 PM
wHY IS Clifford a big red dog???? Why are HOTTpants.....Hotter ..... from .... behind????????????

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21824	Wed 02/04/09 03:25 PM
Does the rabbit ever get a bowl of Trix?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 03:26 PM
wHY IS Clifford a big red dog???? I assume it's because he was drawn that way.

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 03:27 PM
Does the rabbit ever get a bowl of Trix? No silly...Trix are for kids!

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 03:29 PM Edited by Dancere on Wed 02/04/09 03:30 PM
Why are HOTTpants.....Hotter ..... from .... behind???????????? The answer is in the Question: The ... BEHIND!

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Mon 02/09/09 11:34 AM
O.K....open for bizness...take a number and stand in line...