Topic: Ask me anything.
scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 10:18 AM

When cows laugh, does milk squirt out of their noses?
Excellent question. No, milk doesn't squirt out of their noses but they do pee a little bit.

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 10:19 AM

What came first? The chicken or the egg?
I'd say the chicken because eggs can't come.:tongue:

KennyLingus's photo
Wed 02/04/09 10:20 AM
If you're in a funeral at night, do you drive with your headlights off?

KennyLingus's photo
Wed 02/04/09 10:20 AM
How close does a fly get to the ceiling before it flips over to land?

Cutiepieforyou's photo
Wed 02/04/09 10:21 AM
What is the fastest animal on the face of the earth?

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Wed 02/04/09 10:21 AM
whats the price of peanuts in pasadena???huh

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 10:21 AM



What was the best part of my breakfast?
I don't claim to be clairvoyent. First I need to know what you've had for breakfast and then I'll make an educated guess.:tongue:

You aren't the great, all-seeing Kreskin!? I'm bummed...sad

K: scrambled/organic eggs, dry essene toast, blackberries, sumatra coffee w/ milk.
I'd have to say coffee cuz' breakfast just isn't complete without it.

ReddBeans's photo
Wed 02/04/09 10:25 AM
When a bear takes a sh*t in the woods does he/she use a rabbit to wipe its a$$? And if so does the rabbit leave lil fuzzies on its a$$?? smokin

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 10:25 AM

If you're in a funeral at night, do you drive with your headlights off?
Well...it's your funeral.

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 10:27 AM

What is the fastest animal on the face of the earth?
The cheetah.

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 10:29 AM

whats the price of peanuts in pasadena???huh
I can't answer that at the moment...I just had a cerebral hemorrage:tongue:

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Wed 02/04/09 10:31 AM




What was the best part of my breakfast?
I don't claim to be clairvoyent. First I need to know what you've had for breakfast and then I'll make an educated guess.:tongue:

You aren't the great, all-seeing Kreskin!? I'm bummed...sad

K: scrambled/organic eggs, dry essene toast, blackberries, sumatra coffee w/ milk.
I'd have to say coffee cuz' breakfast just isn't complete without it.


DING, DING!!! drinker

Coffee is the best part of waking up; Esp. mine, as I'm such a coffee snob-virtuoso!

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Wed 02/04/09 10:32 AM


If you're in a funeral at night, do you drive with your headlights off?
Well...it's your funeral.


Yuk-yuk! :tongue: rofl

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 10:32 AM





What was the best part of my breakfast?
I don't claim to be clairvoyent. First I need to know what you've had for breakfast and then I'll make an educated guess.:tongue:

You aren't the great, all-seeing Kreskin!? I'm bummed...sad

K: scrambled/organic eggs, dry essene toast, blackberries, sumatra coffee w/ milk.
I'd have to say coffee cuz' breakfast just isn't complete without it.


DING, DING!!! drinker

Coffee is the best part of waking up; Esp. mine, as I'm such a coffee snob-virtuoso!
I just knew I was qualified for this job.:tongue:

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Wed 02/04/09 10:34 AM
When did you first know?

What was you first clue?

When did you first realize that you wished you didn't know?

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 10:39 AM

When did you first know?

What was you first clue?

When did you first realize that you wished you didn't know?
Well...the moment I was born the nuse asked the Dr. "Is he breathing?" Next thing I know the Dr. holds me upside down and slaps my ass. It was then that I realized that I need to answer questions or else I'd get spanked.:tongue:

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Wed 02/04/09 10:45 AM


When did you first know?

What was you first clue?

When did you first realize that you wished you didn't know?
Well...the moment I was born the nuse asked the Dr. "Is he breathing?" Next thing I know the Dr. holds me upside down and slaps my ass. It was then that I realized that I need to answer questions or else I'd get spanked.:tongue:


So, you're saying that you're glad you know!?:wink:

Guess it would keep you from enduring senseless beating.

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 10:47 AM



When did you first know?

What was you first clue?

When did you first realize that you wished you didn't know?
Well...the moment I was born the nuse asked the Dr. "Is he breathing?" Next thing I know the Dr. holds me upside down and slaps my ass. It was then that I realized that I need to answer questions or else I'd get spanked.:tongue:


So, you're saying that you're glad you know!?:wink:

Guess it would keep you from enduring senseless beating.
It's a blessing and a curse.:tongue:

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 10:48 AM

When a bear takes a sh*t in the woods does he/she use a rabbit to wipe its a$$? And if so does the rabbit leave lil fuzzies on its a$$?? smokin
Well...bears wipe their a$$ on trees, but female bears use rabbits for tampons.

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Wed 02/04/09 10:49 AM
Is coagulation your favourite word????huh