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Don't worry, you will remain completely annonymous..ehh, well, sort of. This is random stuff thread, I will post my random thoughts here...feel free to join in.
What would happen if scientists were able to splice the genes of an apple and a Hyena? Just thought of this a minute ago when I randomly jotted something down for the reason of clogging a useless thread...I think we could quite possibly come out with the first ever laughing apple...interesting... |
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Boot to the head?
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I was thinking the same thing about crossing a penguin and a mandolin a couple weeks ago --
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I think my hair is on fire.
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IS A DUCKS ASS WATERTIGHT??
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When fish bump their heads against an aquarium wall do their eyes water?
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I got laughed for my cat and dog combination theory.
i think its impossible..btw |
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I got laughed for my cat and dog combination theory. i think its impossible..btw Nothing is impossible! Unlikely, yes...but not impossible. Why does cheese taste so good, and yet blue cheese taste terrible? Like blue cheese is the bastard child of real cheese...wonder if it feels left out... |
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are there cherrio holes??????
I want a bowl of cherrio holes!!!!!!!!! |
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I got laughed for my cat and dog combination theory. i think its impossible..btw Well, it is funny. That's why "they" made it into a childrens cartoon, "CatDog". One critter, one end cat. You got it, one end dog. Stupid-funny stuff! 
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I got laughed for my cat and dog combination theory. i think its impossible..btw Nothing is impossible! Unlikely, yes...but not impossible. Why does cheese taste so good, and yet blue cheese taste terrible? Like blue cheese is the bastard child of real cheese...wonder if it feels left out... Nothing is impossumable either... 
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I got laughed for my cat and dog combination theory. i think its impossible..btw One fine day with a woof and a purr A baby was born and it caused a little stir No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog Just a feline canine little CatDog. CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world is a little CatDog! Out on the road or back in town All kinda critters putting CatDog down Gotta rise above it gotta try to get along Gotta walk together gotta sing this song. CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world is a little CatDog! CatDog (CatDog) CatDog (CatDog) Alone in the world is a little CatDog! |
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Edited by
Dancere
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Wed 01/28/09 04:48 PM
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I got laughed for my cat and dog combination theory. i think its impossible..btw One fine day with a woof and a purr A baby was born and it caused a little stir No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog Just a feline canine little CatDog. CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world is a little CatDog! Out on the road or back in town All kinda critters putting CatDog down Gotta rise above it gotta try to get along Gotta walk together gotta sing this song. CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world is a little CatDog! CatDog (CatDog) CatDog (CatDog) Alone in the world is a little CatDog!  
Now, THAT'S what I'm talking about!
Music please, maestro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nOk9Fi6gKQ&feature=related |
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IM NOT TOUCHIN THE ANGRY BEAVERS
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IM NOT TOUCHIN THE ANGRY BEAVERS
Fine, I'll catch one for us all... 
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Seriously...this has been done and is currently being implemented.
Scientists have genetically manipulated spider dna with goats so that the milk of the goat contains the same substance as spiderwebs (which for it's weight is stronger than steel)...when thin strands of milk are drawn up to contact oxygen it produces spider silk. To then be woven into supple and light bullet proof fabric and incredibly strong rope. By thier estimates...they will be able to supply global demand for bullet proof cloth from a herd of 66 goats.....(Popular Science article from a couple of years back) Crazy sh*t from really smart people...the cat/dog thing ain't so far fetched. |
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Edited by
FearandLoathing
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Wed 01/28/09 06:12 PM
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Seriously...this has been done and is currently being implemented. Scientists have genetically manipulated spider dna with goats so that the milk of the goat contains the same substance as spiderwebs (which for it's weight is stronger than steel)...when thin strands of milk are drawn up to contact oxygen it produces spider silk. To then be woven into supple and light bullet proof fabric and incredibly strong rope. By thier estimates...they will be able to supply global demand for bullet proof cloth from a herd of 66 goats.....(Popular Science article from a couple of years back) Crazy sh*t from really smart people...the cat/dog thing ain't so far fetched. See, I knew I was on to something! 
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Random this.
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Now THAT was funny scoundrel!!!!
Here is a random one Fear.... Bleach and any cleaner with ammonia renders a viscious cloud of chlorine gas...Figured that one out on accident at work...we were crying like 5 year olds when we poured out of the warehouse...(Hey, I thought it would clean stuff better) |
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This creation of mine doesn't taste right...it needs more sugar!
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