I wish we had the Veg-O-Matic my brothers bought my Mom over 40 yrs ago.

Me, I have a 30yr old 10 inch cooks knife I got when I worked at an 24 coffee shop. Its a Russel, still a great knife.

all i can say is shamwtf.

Thats why I quit watch television, too many darned commercials give me music over tv any day of the week!!

He said I was gonna love his nuts... hmmm
I wonder if I put HIS nuts in there if it would remove the skin nicely.. and shut him up at the same time?

At least this fellow's voice isn't AS OBNOXIOUS AND LOUD!!!!

Hey, I've owned one of those choppers for a couple of years. Got it at Kohl's. This one is a LITTLE different in looks. Problem has been it doesn't fit much food in it at one time. And, of course, if it's something like nuts, it goes more slowly than what they show. Same exact blade and mechanism as what I have.

As for the ShamWow, I bought those at the Texas State Fair about 10 years ago. Still have 70% of what I bought. They really are durable and work well.

I guess people just never knew these things were out there and they do a better job selling them on the television.

he says, Youre gonna love my nuts

I don't own a tv. I'm saved from the telesalesevangilism. <----- I invented a new word. Running to websters right now!

I know! I was like, "WTF did he just say??"

These commercials make me want to find a "Ronco-Ronco home labotomy kit" on eBay...those were the days, right? LOL!

Oh, yeah! Ron Popeil was the KING of this sh!t back in the '70's!

I confess to owning a 25+ year old serrated Ginsu knife - can cut PVC pipe, wire, etc and then slice a tomato paper thin as advertised and the darn thing has never been sharpened.

Was joking about Ginsu knives with someone and they expressed a wish so guess what they got for Christmas? God bless eBay...

Yeah, he came up with some crazy sh!t. Much of it was great. Others, not so much. Stuff like:

The Veg-O-Matic (and Chop-O-Matic....and Dial-O-Matic)
Pocket Fisherman
Ginsu knives
Armorcote non-stick pans
Ronco Records (kind-of the generic version of K-tel, if there is such a thing)
Inside-The-Shell Egg Scrambler
Mr. Microphone (the home karaoke that could broadcast your voice over any FM radio)
Solid Flavor Injector (and Liquid Flavor injector)
GLH-9 ("hair in a can" spray?? Basically, paint for your head. )
Drain Buster
Smokeless ashtray
Electric Food Dehydrator
Automatic Pasta Maker
Showtime Rotisserie grill
Cap Snaffler (*shakes head*)

But wait! There's more! It slices! It dices! Set it and forget it! NOW, how much would you pay!?

So you saw someone you didn't like and decided to go through all this to say you didn't like him? That doesn't really make much sense. Wouldn't it have been less time consuming, thus giving him less of your attention; to just roll your eyes and go about your day?

Oh then I have seen this commercial...lol. It makes me laugh for real. I think its a neat little gadget though... if it came to stores I'd probably buy one if I had the chance to look it over for quality.

The Auto Cup (only poured if the drinking lever was pressed. LONNNNG before Starbucks.)
The Tadpole (kinda the "little brother" to the Pocket Fisherman)
The Record Vacuum (would NEVER consider using this on MY records! )
Peel-O-Matic, Slice-O-Matic, Corn-O-Matic, Bass-O-Matic, ad infinitum
(Pretty much any kind of "O-Matic" you can think of. I saw the pattern developing here.)
Glass Froster (junk)
Beautify Plastic Foliage Kit (also junk)
The Trash-Compacting Stool (as if the idea of sitting on your garbage wasn't enough)

I can go on....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg&NR=1

I watched this one after watching the slam cop. This one works on horse semen, testicle sweat, vomit, and can even replaces a woman's breasts!!!

When the Ronco "In the Shell Egg Scrambler" came out I was in high school and all I could thing about was when we dissected frogs, most of which still had beating hearts, as their brains had been 'pithed' ie scrambled.


Are you tried of all your science projects taking forever because you spend hours and hours pithing the brains of countless frogs?
Now here is the fast and easy way to pith those slimmy frogs.

I'd say, "Pith on it!"