Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"well, nice that you feel we have something in common to read my profile!"
Whoa, whoa, let's not go and get all presumptuous here.... |
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"first date is talking and talking and trying to understand if it would be nice to talk again."
Are you Larry King? |
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"My imagination runs wild when I'm with the one that I love...the squirrel."
Everybody's entitled to their own preferences. |
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"ok all man out there i am 56 no issues no problems i leave for today for tomorow who knows i like healthy food i dont drink or smoke i dance i go to the gym i like moviesgood sense ova humor" So when exactly are you leaving....? My favorite! Ova humor! Two eggs walk in to a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of yolk?" |
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"hi really i cant descripe my self am a bite shy but very honest ,well aducated and am finishing my master degree this year." Aducation is important. But not required for this master's degree, it seems. |
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"Hi! I don't want to divulge too much about me; then we won't have that much to talk about."
Seriously? Could you really have THAT little to talk about that it could all fit in the little box? |
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" I love sex expecially when its out of the ordernary"
So you'll fake it first, then work backwards to the heavy petting? |
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"Looking for someone who isn't married to their computer."
They only allow us 'civil unions' in this state. |
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" I am a package deal. "
How many of you are in there? |
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"I am a fun loving chick that likes to have fun. "
So where do you stand on having fun? Do you like it? Or do you love it? |
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"I like to play frolf"
I know this is a real activity, but I still think it sounds like you're barfing. |
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"I've found if you plan something it won't turn out right..."
You're a 'glass 7/8 empty' person, aren't you? |
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"I am who I am through my joys, sorrows, heartbreaks, happiness and my loses."
One of them apparently involves spelling. |
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"Life is short. Live each day to the fullest, and maybe that special someone will come into your heart. Take a risk, gamble on life. You have nothing to loose."
Oh, come on now, is it REALLY that hard to get it right? Nice string-o-cliches, by the way. |
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"I'm looking for once decent guy out here."
I was once decent, once. Times change, you know how it is. |
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"HI, I like outside door things."
Welcome mats are pretty interesting. |
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"About me??? I do not think that anyone really likes to write about themselves."
What ever gave you that idea? Have you seen my profile? Shoots your whole theory all to hell.... |
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"I am enjoying the second half of my first century."
Hey, I was never any good at fractions. |
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"I love animals I have a dog and cat that are my babies."
Stem cell research is leading to some truly miraculous things. |
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"I'm a Rubenesque-style woman. If that is a problem for you, we should know that now."
Heh, I knew that before you ever said anything. Catch up, already. |
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