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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"I'm hot and ready like a Little Ceaser's Pizza and like Walmart I'm open 24-hours."
Are you free if you're not here in 30 minutes? |
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"I always like to have fun but cant get married.A guy with a good built body is the one Im looking forI always like to have fun but cant get married."
Stop beating around the bush and say what you mean. |
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"I shall answer the man ONLY from the Europe, age from 42 up to 49"
Some people are just way too picky.... |
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"i want to speak with you.i like your face u are very very beutifule man,i realy like you,i will very be happy if you answar me you will be like an angle for me in future & past."
An obtuse angle, no less.... |
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"I probably won't be the age I am until 10 or 20 years from now."
Math is hard.... |
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"my main purpose in life is to obviously get the mother ****ing life sucked outta me, by some poor,hypocritical, "make believe man" whom seeks to find his peasant white trash dream, in a trailer."
Where have you been all my life??? |
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"i´m single i m 5"4 and i have 45kilos"
Are you a drug dealer? |
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"Im a very sweat and down to earth person at the moment im in school and working full time trying to do me"
Might be easier if you didn't sweat so much. |
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"Well, i am a single mature woman, looking for my soul mate. I am faithful, loyal, sensitive, tactile, sexy, romantic, sincere, responsible, respectfull, with earth feet."
This is normal if you're from this planet. If you have Jupiter feet, that's another thing entirely. |
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"dont worry my country dont exist, but i´m here and i do exist."
Or just maybe it's the other way around.... |
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"IM LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY: NOT MARRIED, WITH A JOB, NO DRUGS OR ALCOHOL AND DECENT.IM LOOKING FOR A FRIEND TO GO OUT TO THE MOVIES, TO EAT, NO HIGH MAINTENECE. I HAVE NO TIME FOR GAMES."
Ohhhhhhh, you were SO close! If only you could have spelled "maintenance." But thanks for playing. Jimmy has a consolation prize for you in the dressing room. |
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%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRR" Your dog seems a little agitated.... |
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"I consider myself an optimistic person walking always on the positive side of road."
A road has a positive and a negative side? Like a battery? At least you didn't dredge up the hackneyed old canard about the glass being half full....! |
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"I characterize myself being not all along a very simpatica girl but I am it, that if, I am very serious as far as my studies treats and in other things that ameriten it."
I will grin politely and nod my head here. I have no idea what you're talking about. |
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"I probably won't be the age I am until 10 or 20 years from now."
Math is hard.... There are three kinds of people in the world. People who understand math and those who don't. |
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"&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&*******************************%%%%%%%%%%
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRR" Your dog seems a little agitated.... Hey, Rover needs a date too. Apparently it's been a while for poor Rover... |
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"I characterize myself being not all along a very simpatica girl but I am it, that if, I am very serious as far as my studies treats and in other things that ameriten it."
I will grin politely and nod my head here. I have no idea what you're talking about. I wasn't aware engrish.com had a dating section! |
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"I have to say after reading so many profiles I decided to write mine differently.......... I am looking for someone who is caring,hardworking,compassionate,easy to talk,smart,educated and wants to put the time and energy into developing a friendship that can possibly grow into a relationship to last a lifetime."
 Yep, that's different. 
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"Your love is coming, it could be today or tomorrow it could even be a month or a year but he/she is out there."
I HATE it when people drop in unexectedly. |
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"I love to cook for friends & family. When I paint on rocks mymedium is usually oils."
You're not much into the art of the segue are you? |
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