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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"I am interested in friendship and relationship with nice gentileman that is fun, caring, not selfish and someone to laugh with and have tactile actual kisses an cuddles."
Non-tactile kissing and cuddling is a bit of a farce, really. I find the antisemitism rather bemusing as well... She probably tried NonTactileJewishDating.com and was disillusioned.... |
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"I WILL LIKE A SERIOUS MALE, LOVE A GOD, LIKE A MARRIED. ILIKE A COOKE, I WILL LIKE A LONG RELATION. IN MY FUTURE I WILL LIKE A GOD HUSBAND. IS DO YOU HAVE A INTERESTING WRITE ME."
The religious ramifications alone are mind-boggling.... |
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"I'm 5'8 half light skin weigh 170."
What color is the other half? |
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"spiritually I consider myself very pretty and pleasant."
Nothing beats a pretty spirit. Whatever that means. The aesthetic frame of reference is a bit lacking.... |
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"I'm looking for someone to talk with and that will be the first step for something else."
Like what? A bank robbery? |
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"I am a single woman of 22 years, to the one that he likes to be friends to him to, I have a son, I am single, I am not in a hurry in finding a pair, only it is necessary to have patience and arrive."
Thanks for flying Southwest Airlines. |
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"AM LOOKING FOR A NICE AND LOVELY MEN, THAT LIKES TO WORK AND DO ALL TOGETHER TO BE VERY HAPPY IN FAMILY. I WANT A BABY.... I HAVE MY OWN BUSSINESS OF REAL STATE AND DELIVERY OF VEGETABLES TO RESTAURANTS..... I LIVE ALONE IN AN APARTMENT AND I AM VERY INDEPENDENT......I WANT TO MEET SOMEBOIDY LIKE A FRINED AND THEN WE CAN SEE WAT HAPPEND"
This is what we call the "scattershot approach" -- |
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"Im 5.5ft tall,Ishould loose some weight,brown hair shoulder lenght,hazel eyes like a cat,and a brigth smile."
I'd love to meet your cat, though. |
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"i love to do shopi??????/"
You just don't know, do you? |
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"I dont wanna and u cant make me !im fillin in the blanks ..... is this long enough ? ill figure out what i wanna write later ! thanks!ok so apparantly i have to write a bunch of stuff !! how lame is that ? i guess its ok if i felt like writing something at the moment ! but i dont so whatever !"
I do believe I'm more amazed at those that fill the space with thoughts about not wanting to fill the space. |
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"I dont wanna and u cant make me !im fillin in the blanks ..... is this long enough ? ill figure out what i wanna write later ! thanks!ok so apparantly i have to write a bunch of stuff !! how lame is that ? i guess its ok if i felt like writing something at the moment ! but i dont so whatever !" I do believe I'm more amazed at those that fill the space with thoughts about not wanting to fill the space. Yeah, my first thought is always "I'd sure like to go out with her...." |
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"I am looking for what you may call a nice guy."
You're in luck. The 'Nice Guy' threads come through about every 3 minutes. The next one is due in about 25 seconds. |
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"Am 20, pround parent of one lil baby boy who is my pround and joy"
Evidently, 'pround' is very versatile. |
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"Am 20, pround parent of one lil baby boy who is my pround and joy" Evidently, 'pround' is very versatile. She's sort of prounding it into the ground, isn't she? Or should that be "groud"? |
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"Am 20, pround parent of one lil baby boy who is my pround and joy" Evidently, 'pround' is very versatile. She's sort of prounding it into the ground, isn't she? Or should that be "groud"? I'm going with prounding. It's even more versatile that way. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Wed 03/04/09 04:37 PM
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"Am 20, pround parent of one lil baby boy who is my pround and joy" Evidently, 'pround' is very versatile. She's sort of prounding it into the ground, isn't she? Or should that be "groud"? I'm going with prounding. It's even more versatile that way. Yes.... quoting my own quote, since it didn't make any sense. The least I can do is follow the train of thought. Groud would probably work there, but then you might have to go with "grouding it into the groud". |
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"i can tell u what im lookin for and it a guy that loves kids. someone thats not a stick in the mud. that has a open mine. "
The mine business just isn't what it used to be, what with the cave-ins and explosions and all. It's tough to find an open one anymore. |
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"no discription,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"
More than you realize. |
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"I LOVE TO LAUGH LIKE QUITE DINNERS WALKS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO SHARE WITH TALK AND LISTEN GENTEL LOVING WANT TO DO THINGS TOGETHER."
I guess, if you can only use one piece of punctuation, that's as good a place as any to use it. |
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"i can tell u what im lookin for and it a guy that loves kids. someone thats not a stick in the mud. that has a open mine. " The mine business just isn't what it used to be, what with the cave-ins and explosions and all. It's tough to find an open one anymore. Headline: Cave-ins and Explosions Shuts Down "Mine Business"....Foreclosures Mounting!! 
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