OMG!!!! You women just don't get it. I Haven't read one good ad on here yet. Obviously you need help and are just to embarrassed to ask. Well today is your lucky day! Dry those tears and pay attention because I am going to improve those dead-end ads. The purpose is to make men desire you, want to know you, want to devote attention to you with all their money, time, money, energy, and money.

1st) Don't write "I am educated". Don't tell us, show us. Write an intellectual paragraph about yourself and we will know without you telling us. Even if you are educated I caution you on showing too much wisdom because then the 25-35 year old men that still live with their Moms might feel intimidated and not respond to your ad.

2nd) One woman writes she is AA. Try writing to create positive images to the men. AA could be bra size, alcoholics anonymous, or her brain uses a pen lite battery. Doesn't matter which scenario is correct because they are all negative. Therefore, leave it off. However, if CC or DD is accurate you might want to tell us. In fact, the ultimate way is the same as the education tip. Don't tell us, show us!

3rd) Some single Moms write using desperate adverbs and adjectives and conclude with, "take
things slow and see where it goes from there". Non-sense! If he has any possibilities at all you are going to give it up on the first date anyway. You think when he reads the "take things slow" he will believe that you are saving it for someone special? I take it back, leave it in there because he will email you first knowing you are easy . Space constraint, have to go. Ladies, email me if I can be of further service.

Yep, they're just busting down your door, ain't they?

Awesome! You have been here less than 2 months & have already gotten it all figured out! Ladies! Might not wanna bother with this one...I bet this Date Guru's dance card is full!

For the most part the Lady’s on this site know how to make a profile, maybe you should take a few of there tips!

He's got to hide behind his car...I wonder whether it's a penis extension????

Thank you so much for these silly pearls of wisdom!! Your sardonism really got my morning giggles going!!!! Such a tremendous sense of humour!!! Are you at the Improv by any chance?

WTF. sorry.

Ease up on your guns kids.....

The Dude is just venting.

Just a word of advice dude...if you are gonna wing some bullets out there...expect people to shoot back.

Krupa, you and this guy are giving me morning snickers!!! I love that chart!!! I love being stereotyped and compartmentalized AT TIMES!!!! What a howl and a hoot!!!
And Mr. Music, you are TOOOOOOO HOT!!!! Morning eye candy for me!!!!!!

Says the guy with pretty much nothing in his profile.

Wow, someone who finally gets it. it was a joke.....lighten up people..

I re-read it when it popped up and I had to delete it...don't want to get put in time out...again but, it WAS funny!

Good luck with jokes like that. You're sure to win the ladies that way.

Well, now you made me LOOK!!!! EXCELLENT POINT!!! All we know is he's a photoshop ingenue with a "different" sense of reality!!!!

At least he made me laugh this morning!

He still hasn't explained his need to pose with a car

Makes me laugh when i see people always blaming or saying that it is the other genders fault if I can't find love. I always look in my backyard only for the reasons that I'm not finding love and the only thing I can change is my way of going though my own process and not improve what others can do.

trying to recover????

It's a photoshopped pic by his own admission. He has "BMW ENVY" or something of such ilk.