Topic: What are the wrong reasons to get married? | |
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because she won't have sex until your married
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What are the wrong reasons to get married? Only because there's childeren Only for money Because you're desperate and just want someone to marry |
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Edited by
special_guy
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Sat 12/20/08 09:01 AM
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she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
she can suck 3 tennis balls through 6 feet of garden hose at the same time she has a full set of false teeth (yes I went there.... I know sometimes I'm just wrong) |
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R there really any right reasons?
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cause she looks good on the back of your bike....
cause she looks "Hawt" in those azzless chaps.... oh..... wait...... those were the ..... good reasons............... |
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There are no right reasons.
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she gave me a bit
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Edited by
Blaze1978
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Sat 12/20/08 05:39 PM
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What are the wrong reasons to get married? Because that brother/sister/cousin of yours is just so damn irresistable that he/she tempts you into "purifying" the lineage. |
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There are no right reasons. |
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If you, all of a sudden, got knocked up. Just because you're going to have a baby, does not mean you have to get married.
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to cover up the fact that you're really gay!
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Because she said she would be better looking after 5 beers!
She wasn't! |
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Because she said she would be better looking after 5 beers! She wasn't! |
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Because she has a bass boat. |
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because when we are toes to toes my nose is in it and when we are nose to nose my toes are in it
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What are the wrong reasons to get married? All of them that are not love and honor and commitment |
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What are the wrong reasons to get married? All of them that are not love and honor and commitment |
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What are the wrong reasons to get married? All of them that are not love and honor and commitment That's such a cop out... who gets married for those reasons anymore =P j/k |
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Tequila
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Because he's the first guy you slept with.
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