heard ths joke for some guy when i worked in casinos:

guy goes to a his favorite whore house,hes been going there for years and he was sick of everything they had to offer,so he tells the mistress that he wants something new,he wants to do something hes never even imagined.so the mistress says"ok go to ur room"
so goes up to the room and 5 min later a smokin blond walks in says"how ya doin"
guy replies"i'm good"then the women smacks the back of her head and ur eye ball come out and she looks at the guy and tells him to screw her in her eye socket.the guys thinks its sick but he did ask for somethin new so he does it,hes screw eye socket and she tells him to come in head,and then he finishes and says"that was great,i'm comin back next week to do that again"
whore says"alright well i'll keep an eye out for ya."

hahahahaha

hahaha that is f-n hilarious!