hey thx man good lookin.don't want no whores

did u smack that guy,lol

small ones where the first one.more i drank the bigger they got,lol.

thats the reaction i was lookin for

finally got some new pics,they where takin on bourbon street so i was a lil messed up,lol.tell me what ya think ladies

yeah we r done,you got that way i'll go this way,we had fun,good times good times,lol

heard ths joke for some guy when i worked in casinos:

guy goes to a his favorite whore house,hes been going there for years and he was sick of everything they had to offer,so he tells the mistress that he wants something new,he wants to do something hes never even imagined.so the mistress says"ok go to ur room"
so goes up to the room and 5 min later a smokin blond walks in says"how ya doin"
guy replies"i'm good"then the women smacks the back of her head and ur eye ball come out and she looks at the guy and tells him to screw her in her eye socket.the guys thinks its sick but he did ask for somethin new so he does it,hes screw eye socket and she tells him to come in head,and then he finishes and says"that was great,i'm comin back next week to do that again"
whore says"alright well i'll keep an eye out for ya."

hahahahaha

screw snow,i moved down here from colorado,and of course the freakin snow followed me,hasn't snowed in 4 years from what i hear and i've lived here for 4 months and it snows,pissed me off,lol

choctaw here

i just moved here to louisana and i know NOBODY and its drivin me nuts,so someone hit me up

i just moved to choctaw from colorado,i work out at the waterford plant outside of killona or some town like that

COME BACK,pshhhh .just so we clear the poem is not about any women in peticular.its about hoes and sluts in general

didn't like

o well

hoes don't knows
they be hoes
until a **** is in front they nose
hoes that knows they hoes
will blow ya at the front doors
she know she a hoe
SO WHY THE **** YA TAKE'EM OUT FOR
but some hoes aren't hoes
they sluts and they like it in there butts
any **** they see"JUST HAS TO INSIDE ME"
and u hoes and u sluts
know who u r
and **** all ya all
keep ur herpies to urself
actually just put ur ***** away on a shelf
or go blow an elf,
i got a dollar but u can watch me make some other ***** holla
if ya know which people this poem is about
chances r ya ****ed'em too
but just know i was still better in bed then any of u

i was high when i wrote this and it kills me

just wanna see if any of ya ladies like my profile:)

scorpio and proud of it

and i'm a smart ass

i tend to date sluts but don't realize it tell they cheat on me

i could do it for awhile,but not the whole relationship.

when i take a girl out to eat and she doesn't much.i like a girl that can put the food away,if ya can eat more then me then i'm yours