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| Topic: I would never date anyone who __________. | |
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used to be a man  Hey hey hey! Did you steal my monkey? 
Is it really YOUR monkey? Ha Ha! Unless we have two similar monkeys.... 
What can I say... me and your monkey look a lot alike =) |
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 Finish this sentence: I would never date anyone who ______________.
Never date anyone who dated my daughter. Never date anyone who dated my mother. |
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peed on me
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who has a penis |
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-- is a cardboard cutout -- wants to "domesticate" me -- is unintelligent -- has no creative impulse -- asks me to explain every third word I say -- has no sense of humor -- thinks a paramecium is a group of sentences stuck together. -- drinks -- uses drugs -- has kids -- thinks a parallelogram is something Western Union sends -- isn't capable of reading my books and offering some relevant commentary (I mean, I would read HERS....) -- thinks a dating site is a good way to meet someone and so on and so on and so on....
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who won't pull my hair and spank me
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who actually is any good for me....
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Who didn't like having sex in a car, on a car hood, pool table. Or arn't willing to sell tickets to the events happening in the car, on the hood or pool table.....
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who actually is any good for me.... |
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Edited by
Drifters13
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Thu 12/18/08 07:52 PM
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who actually is any good for me.... I'm horrible for you... 
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is a drama queen.
dresses like a slut. is a ho... |
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is anyone other than lovemeifyoucan26! (apparently considering you are taken sweetheart you are horrible for me drifters....lol)
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shall we go be bad together?
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try to tell me I can't rock out anymore (i.e. change who I am)
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used to be a man Hey hey hey! Did you steal my monkey?
Is it really YOUR monkey? Ha Ha! Unless we have two similar monkeys....
What can I say... me and your monkey look a lot alike =) 
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is anyone other than lovemeifyoucan26! (apparently considering you are taken sweetheart you are horrible for me drifters....lol) Well...That's sure as hell better 'en a boot 'n the ass....LOL.... Love you too, ma'am....    
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who actually is any good for me.... Bad Monkey!!!! Bad Monkey!!!! |
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This is a hard question. The easy part of the list is no:
guys, trannies, or girls that weigh more than me(unless they are taller than 6'0"), girls with diseases, bad hygeine. |
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By the way, what the heck is a cardboard cutout?
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