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| Topic: I would never date anyone who __________. | |
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wont step up when called out.....
you know who the hell you are!!! |
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is it me
? wont step up when called out..... you know who the hell you are!!! |
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-- is a cardboard cutout
-- wants to "domesticate" me -- is unintelligent -- has no creative impulse -- asks me to explain every third word I say -- has no sense of humor -- thinks a paramecium is a group of sentences stuck together. -- drinks -- uses drugs -- has kids -- thinks a parallelogram is something Western Union sends -- isn't capable of reading my books and offering some relevant commentary (I mean, I would read HERS....) -- thinks a dating site is a good way to meet someone and so on and so on and so on.... |
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is it me ? wont step up when called out..... you know who the hell you are!!! Nope.... you would probably step up !!!!!!! |
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who would wear my panties...  think i had a husband once that did that
True story...I dated a guy once and found a drawer full of ladies panties. He said he like to wear them...I never would have guessed. Thus the relationship was over because that is WAY to much for me. |
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-- is a cardboard cutout -- wants to "domesticate" me -- is unintelligent -- has no creative impulse -- asks me to explain every third word I say -- has no sense of humor -- thinks a paramecium is a group of sentences stuck together. -- drinks -- uses drugs -- has kids -- thinks a parallelogram is something Western Union sends -- isn't capable of reading my books and offering some relevant commentary (I mean, I would read HERS....) -- thinks a dating site is a good way to meet someone and so on and so on and so on.... thats not fair i have dated many cardboard cutouts and they are very nice. Not much for conversation but....... |
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who would wear my panties... think i had a husband once that did that
True story...I dated a guy once and found a drawer full of ladies panties. He said he like to wear them...I never would have guessed. Thus the relationship was over because that is WAY to much for me. |
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 Finish this sentence: I would never date anyone who ______________.
who resembled an orange primate. |
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thats not fair i have dated many cardboard cutouts and they are very nice. Not much for conversation but....... Well, they're not really offensive....! But I thought I was done with them once I deleted my MySpace account....turns out they've been following me everywhere since then, though.... But they're just cardboard, right? So all I really need to fix THAT problem is a book of matches. Ooooops, bad flashback reference there, sorry!
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who would wear my panties... think i had a husband once that did that
True story...I dated a guy once and found a drawer full of ladies panties. He said he like to wear them...I never would have guessed. Thus the relationship was over because that is WAY to much for me. Oh Gawd...I always wonder why I attract such losers...theres always a bomb ready to explode... |
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Finish this sentence: I would never date anyone who ______________.
who resembled an orange primate. 
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who would wear my panties... think i had a husband once that did that
True story...I dated a guy once and found a drawer full of ladies panties. He said he like to wear them...I never would have guessed. Thus the relationship was over because that is WAY to much for me. Oh Gawd...I always wonder why I attract such losers...theres always a bomb ready to explode... guess we are sisters!!! unfortunately they were both my husbands!!! hope u feel better now... its all about making someone elses life be better! 
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who cheats on me or lies to me
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who cheats on me or lies to me good advice
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Finish this sentence: I would never date anyone who ______________.
-doesnt like kids |
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used to be a man
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looked smart until they opened their mouth
doesn't have good hygiene smells like they don't bathe |
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used to be a man  Hey hey hey! Did you steal my monkey? 
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used to be a man Hey hey hey! Did you steal my monkey?
Is it really YOUR monkey? |
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used to be a man Hey hey hey! Did you steal my monkey?
Is it really YOUR monkey? Ha Ha! Unless we have two similar monkeys....
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