lmao deal. its only fair for the cougars to have kittens to play with right? i just have the two recycled pirate cats. squirrels missing an eye and camel is missing a front leg (i named him after a story about my bro when he was younger...his grandpa had a cabrito to kill and bbq and he was about three and came running up exclaiming that grandpa killed a camel and he was gonna eat his leg...kiddos ...anyway i thought it appropriate since he moved in with me for that summer and was eating me out of house and home...teenagers)


my cats are lil scrappers. they already beat up and dominate my dogs 24/7. maybe just the neighbors we dont like?

hm, my Horsepony is a lover and a hider.

We will have to work something out with his buddies.

dang

I have a pu$$y pu$$y.

just realized i rescue men like i do animals. oh geez . just figures dr phil is on too


hassie help. i miss the days where id see nice boobs walking down the street and id walk into the nearest lamppost or brickwall. sigh i should just become a later in life lesbian...in oh...five to ten years...maybe fifteen lol. will you marry me and move with me to hawaii then?

yes.

SWEET! god i love being this friggin awesome. thats a huge fvcking kiss for you there hass! MUAH! i was going to offer st croix and a life of sinful pleasures if you didnt jump for hawaii but then myth would get jealous since i promised him st croix first lol

wait. St Croix was on the bargaining table?

F*cking damn it!

can I take it back?

nope. not unless you make me LOTS of paper cranes to hang from the ceiling fans and our canopy bed

I am so on it.

I will make all different sizes.

and hang them from a blue silk ceiling cover...

treats her ladies sooooo nicely. naughty girl. i love it!

I would say... me!

Draconians

The "men"? lol
The guy I WAS in a relationship with just decided he needs "me" time. (7 mths!) Uggggggh!

Sadly, I'm one of those that 'rescue' them too. Maybe I should start a petting zoo...? Hmmm...

lol id think theyd like that too much....all the different ladies coming through stroking them and making them feel good....feeding them and such.



hahaha i have some perfect candidates in my reject pile you can have for your zoo tho if you want

lol I'm sure I could make it a TERRIBLE experience for them somehow. Muhahaha! :-p

hehehehe when dominatrices attack? i might have to be the project foreman for you then

My biggest problem right now is not having a relationship. Does that count?

mine is that clayface wont have one with me

Hmm, well you are just gonna have to get yer cute little azz over here to Music City, girl

well, finding a good man is THE problem LOL if you can weed through all the pervs, sickos, and jerks to get to the relationship part then i'd say little habits are the worst! like scraping his teeth on his fork when he eats...omg!!!

Yes, we good men get turned down often for the pervs, jerks, and sickos.