Topic: 5 sure things I know about Women
lcjw's photo
Thu 12/11/08 02:41 PM

1. Big weiner

2.money

3.your credit card

4.your paycheck

5.your friends gone






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Is there anything positive you guys have to say about women?

bohemianbugeater's photo
Thu 12/11/08 02:59 PM


1. Big weiner

2.money

3.your credit card

4.your paycheck

5.your friends gone






bigsmile

laugh laugh is there anything positive you guys have to say about women?

apparently not lol....ive never seen this list before....tho i had one guy try to turn me into one of these women til i toldhim

1. id leave then because you arent really working with THAT much
2. this seems to be your obsession....not mine =/
3.i dont want your credit card DEBT in fact let me help you cut them up and we can resolve that with smart budgeting...
4. my paycheck is bigger and pays the rent...and the bills...and buys your beers
5.all of our friends are the same! except for the few i have that you hit on!

what happened to men just being happy they finally are getting some again?

Haloheldbyhorns's photo
Thu 12/11/08 03:23 PM
1.All women have beauty to some degree
2.They are stronger than men give them credit for
3 They put up with our BS
4 They deserve more than they get
5 I prefer thier company

bohemianbugeater's photo
Thu 12/11/08 03:33 PM

1.All women have beauty to some degree
2.They are stronger than men give them credit for
3 They put up with our BS
4 They deserve more than they get
5 I prefer thier company



lol such a sweetheart! MUAH! lots of kudos for you!

no photo
Thu 12/11/08 03:36 PM
1) I want them
2) I need them
3) I wouldnt want to live without them
4) I will never fully understand them
5) but .......thats ok by me......

bigsmile

Haloheldbyhorns's photo
Thu 12/11/08 03:38 PM
I do not undersatnd the whole animosity between the sexes thing. Sorry if I sound like I am trying to look like the "good" guy here, I am not by far, but if you are having problems with women, perhaps it is the type of woman you are getting.

bohemianbugeater's photo
Thu 12/11/08 03:39 PM
see this is how ghost and hornyhalo get all the gals lol



you know what. why do women like myself who are willing to take the initiative always waiting for some guy to? who made us so complicated lol......

bohemianbugeater's photo
Thu 12/11/08 03:41 PM

I do not undersatnd the whole animosity between the sexes thing. Sorry if I sound like I am trying to look like the "good" guy here, I am not by far, but if you are having problems with women, perhaps it is the type of woman you are getting.
couldnt agree more


you dont have to have standards but like i tell my guy friends at least have one......jk.....t did work for some of them tho lol.....sad huh



ive always gotten along great with the opposite sex....in fact more so than with my own! i hope this doesnt turn into a nasty thread....but either way may end up an interesting read.....

Goofball73's photo
Thu 12/11/08 03:42 PM


1. Big weiner

2.money

3.your credit card

4.your paycheck

5.your friends gone






bigsmile

laugh laugh
Is there anything positive you guys have to say about women?


Pats and I just speak the truth.laugh laugh laugh

Haloheldbyhorns's photo
Thu 12/11/08 03:45 PM
LOL I have been married and divorce 3 times now, I loved them all just could not put up with the alcoholism and religohlism, I have always had freinds that were female. Males can be so one track minded, were women can be as multifaceted as a diamond.

bohemianbugeater's photo
Thu 12/11/08 03:48 PM



1. Big weiner

2.money

3.your credit card

4.your paycheck

5.your friends gone






bigsmile

laugh laugh
Is there anything positive you guys have to say about women?


Pats and I just speak the truth.laugh laugh laugh



dude if your chic cant hang with your buds at least once in awhile or "let you off the leash" for a night on the town with the boys drama free....what ARE you doing with her?! the sex cant be THAT great....which would be my first guess if shes so horrible in other areas lol

Goofball73's photo
Thu 12/11/08 03:51 PM




1. Big weiner

2.money

3.your credit card

4.your paycheck

5.your friends gone






bigsmile

laugh laugh
Is there anything positive you guys have to say about women?


Pats and I just speak the truth.laugh laugh laugh



dude if your chic cant hang with your buds at least once in awhile or "let you off the leash" for a night on the town with the boys drama free....what ARE you doing with her?! the sex cant be THAT great....which would be my first guess if shes so horrible in other areas lol


Oh my. Okay, first of all, check the name. "GOOFBALL"....I think this sums it up pretty well.laugh Cause I am totally just having some fun with this.

Now, go to the corner and say your ABC's backwards, and in pig latin.laugh

bohemianbugeater's photo
Thu 12/11/08 03:56 PM





1. Big weiner

2.money

3.your credit card

4.your paycheck

5.your friends gone






bigsmile

laugh laugh
Is there anything positive you guys have to say about women?


Pats and I just speak the truth.laugh laugh laugh



dude if your chic cant hang with your buds at least once in awhile or "let you off the leash" for a night on the town with the boys drama free....what ARE you doing with her?! the sex cant be THAT great....which would be my first guess if shes so horrible in other areas lol


Oh my. Okay, first of all, check the name. "GOOFBALL"....I think this sums it up pretty well.laugh Cause I am totally just having some fun with this.

Now, go to the corner and say your ABC's backwards, and in pig latin.laugh



just a common prob i observe frequently amongst friends and a point i wanted to make ....nothing really was directed towards you or needed your :STAMP:of approval....in rereading i can see where that looked like a rant....however..it was not


Goofball73's photo
Thu 12/11/08 04:10 PM






1. Big weiner

2.money

3.your credit card

4.your paycheck

5.your friends gone






bigsmile

laugh laugh
Is there anything positive you guys have to say about women?


Pats and I just speak the truth.laugh laugh laugh



dude if your chic cant hang with your buds at least once in awhile or "let you off the leash" for a night on the town with the boys drama free....what ARE you doing with her?! the sex cant be THAT great....which would be my first guess if shes so horrible in other areas lol


Oh my. Okay, first of all, check the name. "GOOFBALL"....I think this sums it up pretty well.laugh Cause I am totally just having some fun with this.

Now, go to the corner and say your ABC's backwards, and in pig latin.laugh



just a common prob i observe frequently amongst friends and a point i wanted to make ....nothing really was directed towards you or needed your :STAMP:of approval....in rereading i can see where that looked like a rant....however..it was not




Very true, it is a common problem. Just making sure that you know that 99.22456% of the time I post, I am joking. I usually do an "edit" if I do a serious post.laugh

lcjw's photo
Thu 12/11/08 04:27 PM

1.All women have beauty to some degree
2.They are stronger than men give them credit for
3 They put up with our BS
4 They deserve more than they get
5 I prefer thier company


that a boy! love

lcjw's photo
Thu 12/11/08 04:27 PM

1) I want them
2) I need them
3) I wouldnt want to live without them
4) I will never fully understand them
5) but .......thats ok by me......

bigsmile


I think I'm in love love

lcjw's photo
Thu 12/11/08 04:28 PM



1. Big weiner

2.money

3.your credit card

4.your paycheck

5.your friends gone






bigsmile

laugh laugh
Is there anything positive you guys have to say about women?


Pats and I just speak the truth.laugh laugh laugh


Pats speaks out of hurt...

no photo
Thu 12/11/08 04:42 PM


1) I want them
2) I need them
3) I wouldnt want to live without them
4) I will never fully understand them
5) but .......thats ok by me......

bigsmile


I think I'm in love love


Awwwwww.....your just sayin that!!!blushing

Its all true though.....take away the women...
just shoot me!!!!!

krupa's photo
Thu 12/11/08 04:43 PM
1. Don't matter if I don't understand them...I am still drawn to them like a suicidal moth to a flame.

2. I love it when they lie to me about how many orgasms they just had.

3. They let me cook!!!!! (Seriously, that is huge points in my book)

4. Apparently there is a point that the size of the penis outweighs the size of the checkbook so at least they are willing to cut me some slack.

5. When a woman truly loves me...makes all the crap that I don't understand, completely worth while.

bohemianbugeater's photo
Thu 12/11/08 07:55 PM
nicely put....you can cook with me anytime...or for me too lol thatd be a nice chang eof pace....i dated this chef i worked with and he wanted to cook for me one night.....i had made him some pretty awesome fares over times....he made me a big bowl of macaroni and cheese.....lol i still havent decided fully how i feel about that lol