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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 6
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/04/08 12:05 PM
omg Im soooooooooooooo tired!!!! Why did I wake up???? Oh I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! cat kept poking me in the eye with his claws!!! One day Im going to bite his paw!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 12/04/08 12:06 PM
The peeing on the slumbering dog wasn't funny. It was the taunting afterwards that was funny. "How do you like that smell? Just markin my territory dog!!! Howsit feel to be my b!tch? Ha ha gotcha!! You mine now dog!!!" Oh he was mad, barking and couldn't get up on the deck to get me.

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 12/04/08 12:08 PM
your killing me !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/04/08 12:09 PM
Thats ok!!! I peed on my ex husband's toothbrush for a week before I left. By accident!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 12/04/08 12:10 PM


longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 12/04/08 12:10 PM
I saved half my arbys roast beast sandwich for my cat pinky for when I get back to the shop. Pinky will like that!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/04/08 12:12 PM
Why is EVERYBODY making me hungry today????? stop the INSANITY!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 12/04/08 12:12 PM
Thats ok!!! I peed on my ex husband's toothbrush for a week before I left. By accident!!! ...omg that's muriel- I mean terrible. And you want me to be your next ex?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/04/08 12:12 PM
SHADows azzzzz is on my keyboard........he is giving me kisses!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/04/08 12:14 PM
Thats ok!!! I peed on my ex husband's toothbrush for a week before I left. By accident!!! ...omg that's muriel- I mean terrible. And you want me to be your next ex? Ive never done that before....it was a first for me!!! I think I will go with for "reasons of insanity"

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 12/04/08 12:14 PM
I could write a book on pet stories. My freinds have had some interesting pets.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/04/08 12:16 PM
tell me a story..........

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 12/04/08 12:19 PM
One of my freinds had a lame black lab. They brought a kitten and a pot bellied piglet home. The cat and piglet grew up around the lame lab. So the cat and the pig thought they were dogs. It was funny as hell. You would go to visit and the dog, the pig, and the cat would come walking up to you side by side wagging their tails. It was just funny.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/04/08 12:20 PM
Hey are your friends on here biker???? Some guy from Baraboo wisconsin just viewed me....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/04/08 12:21 PM
One of my freinds had a lame black lab. They brought a kitten and a pot bellied piglet home. The cat and piglet grew up around the lame lab. So the cat and the pig thought they were dogs. It was funny as hell. You would go to visit and the dog, the pig, and the cat would come walking up to you side by side wagging their tails. It was just funny. I had a cat that tried to get milk out of my dog.......unfortunately it wasnt the nipples he was trying to suck!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 12/04/08 12:23 PM
But when the pig barked, you completely lost it laughing.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/04/08 12:25 PM
Shadow sits like a human.......strangest thing you ever seen. And he will eat paper!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/04/08 12:28 PM
Dear diary...........I got a date with waltec.......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/04/08 12:28 PM
Think of me............. WET!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 12/04/08 12:28 PM
Yeah I gotta couple o freinds on here. Only freind from portage is writer/ jack of all trades master of none/ car and motorcycle collector david. He's been on jay leno and that's how jay and I hooked up.