Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 6 | |
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ok someone do or say something to make me laugh please
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ok someone do or say something to make me laugh please Whats wrong hun? Never fear Jimmy's here |
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well jimmy im realy tired but cannt sleep not sure why may thats what happens when you get older
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dd,
Friday is here. I think I'll quit working at three and have a beer.. |
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dd,
Wow...it really is getting cold.....woke up today and it is 33 degrees, Fahrenheit. |
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Its -2 below zero in afton minnesota. Its uh um refreshing? F*ck that its cold! Subarctic freaking cold!
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I moved here for the weather.....then I started looking for a job.....that was 16 years, ago...
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dd,
This one time at band camp... |
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So cold ...it draws them up tight...
Its -2 below zero in afton minnesota. Its uh um refreshing? F*ck that its cold! Subarctic freaking cold! |
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So cold you don't grab your car door handle with bare hands.
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So cold the snow squeeks under your feet.
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I'm thrilled to announce the snow has MELTED off the mountains behind me !! yay!! plus 4 degrees here !
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You could melt the snow off any mountain....
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So cold that cold beer doesn't taste good.
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so cold it is Hot Toddy Time!!!!
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so cold your nostrils freeze when inhaling
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Well it's forty below
And I don't give a **** Got a heater in my truck And I'm off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you ****in' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know you piss me off You ****ing jerk Get on my nerves Well here comes Johnny With his pecker in his hand He's a one-ball man And he's off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you ****in' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know you piss me off You ****ing jerk Get on my nerves (INSTRUMENTAL) Well it's forty below And I ain't got a truck And I don't give a **** 'Cause I'm off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you ****in' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know you piss me off You ****ing jerk Get on my nerves Well here comes Johnny With his pecker in his hand He's a one-ball man And he's off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you ****in' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know you piss me off You ****ing jerk Get on my nerves |
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Callas went away
but her voice forever stay Callas went away She went away Ah! je les relis sans cesse Je devais les detruire Ces lettres! Ces lettres! Ah! I read them constantly I ought to destroy them These letters! These letters! God bless you |
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Well it's forty below And I don't give a **** Got a heater in my truck And I'm off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you ****in' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know you piss me off You ****ing jerk Get on my nerves Well here comes Johnny With his pecker in his hand He's a one-ball man And he's off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you ****in' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know you piss me off You ****ing jerk Get on my nerves (INSTRUMENTAL) Well it's forty below And I ain't got a truck And I don't give a **** 'Cause I'm off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you ****in' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know you piss me off You ****ing jerk Get on my nerves Well here comes Johnny With his pecker in his hand He's a one-ball man And he's off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you ****in' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know you piss me off You ****ing jerk Get on my nerves |
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