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Topic: cheesy lines
krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Tue 11/18/08 07:28 PM
Back when I was a slut...I had my cheesy lines...they worked too! My favorite...walking straight up to a woman who was smiling and laughing...look her in the eye and say "I would love to give you head"...then turn around and go back to my drink. Worked like a charm.

awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Tue 11/18/08 07:29 PM
nice shoes!!!! wanna F*ck??? no...Seriously!!!!!

AllenAqua Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 3895	Tue 11/18/08 07:29 PM
I'll go horseback riding with you if you'll help me get off afterwards...

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Tue 11/18/08 07:29 PM
nice shoes!!!! wanna F*ck??? Ca-lassy!!!

ChangeofHeart Joined Sun 10/26/08 Posts: 1280	Tue 11/18/08 07:30 PM
can i taste your lip stick

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24707	Tue 11/18/08 07:31 PM
nice shoes!!!! wanna F*ck??? See that guy over there? He's too shy to ask for your number. He's going to need directions to your place to pick me up in the morning.

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Tue 11/18/08 07:32 PM
note Seriously cheesy...from a 13-year-old... "Are you Jamaican...cuz Ja' Makin' me Crazy!"

alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Tue 11/18/08 07:32 PM
I am soooooooooooooooooooo glad I have none to post on here. Jeeeeez. I'm so glad I'm not a woman . . . . . . for yet another reason.

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Tue 11/18/08 07:32 PM
nice shoes!!!! wanna F*ck??? See that guy over there? He's too shy to ask for your number. He's going to need directions to your place to pick me up in the morning. It works.

beauty314 Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 1709	Tue 11/18/08 07:32 PM
top this. i swear i heard a guy say this to some random in a club the other night...if i was a squirrel and you were a tree i'd hide my nuts in your hole.. all time worst pick-up line that rang my bell

misstina2 Joined Sat 11/01/08 Posts: 13508	Tue 11/18/08 07:34 PM
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24707	Tue 11/18/08 07:35 PM
nice shoes!!!! wanna F*ck??? See that guy over there? He's too shy to ask for your number. He's going to need directions to your place to pick me up in the morning. It works. I SO hope you are talking about the line.

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Tue 11/18/08 07:37 PM
you look like how cambells soup taste...mmmm mmmm good

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Tue 11/18/08 07:39 PM
It works. I SO hope you are talking about the line. Ummmm...and the pole. Doh!! We aren't going there.

misstina2 Joined Sat 11/01/08 Posts: 13508	Tue 11/18/08 07:40 PM
Do you have a keg in your pants?[no why?]because I'd like to tap that

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24707	Tue 11/18/08 07:40 PM
but it's SUPPOSED to bend

alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Tue 11/18/08 07:41 PM
OMG! Lord, take me now. I don't belong in this world . . . !

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Tue 11/18/08 07:42 PM
someone call 911 cause its got to be a crime to look that good

NewMingle Joined Sat 10/11/08 Posts: 81	Tue 11/18/08 07:45 PM
You must be wearing Space Pants, because your ass is out of this world. Seriously! That's not a cheesy one, that's a funny one... I'm half tempted to go to a bar just to see how many girls laugh vs. slap me just for fun!

alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Tue 11/18/08 07:46 PM
how about...if you were a booger i'd pick you first! lol Now, as a southerner, I can relate to this. Kinda makes ya hungy, don't it?